ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

PONG Directed by Terry Gilliam

Jet-Pack, starring Bruce Willis directed by J.J. Abrams

Half-Life 3 by Valve

and make it a video game.

Come to think of it, why the fuck hasn't there been a Legend of Zelda movie? with the popularity of fantasy movies and the game, you'd think it would be a no-brainer.

I seem to remember reading something where Nintendo said they'd never make another movie based on their games after The Super Mario Bros. movie changed cinema for all time.

lol that was pretty atrocious

I guess Legend the closest we will get to a Zelda adaptation.

Let's switch it up a little. Because movie adaptations of video games just doens't work out. We all know that.

I want BioWare to a Blade Runner game.

Double Fine's Broken Flowers

how about a film from a board game lol...that would be crazy...like, if you did fucking Battleships starring like, Rihanna or some-

oh wait.

Cluedo!

Bananas in Pyjamas, a gripping crime thriller about Pedro "The Pig" Alfonso (Danny Trejo), a world weary detective known for his brutal but effective techniques, who is on the trail of two serial killers terrorizing Houston - mysterious twin brothers with an alarming skin condition (played by Bruce Willis & Danny Devito)

  On 7/12/2012 at 9:49 PM, Gocab said:

Cluedo!

  On 7/12/2012 at 10:31 PM, GORDO said:

i love Clue so much.

and also, lol.

  On 7/12/2012 at 10:31 PM, GORDO said:

So for anyone interested, it looks like the Prometheus sequel is pretty much a go: http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=34772

Looking forward to it.

As long as Lindelof isn't involved I'll be on board.

Hmmmm that's all I'll say, hmmmmm

Very happy for a sequel. And not so I can mock it, so I can enjoy it and then mock it.

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In Greek mythology, Epimetheus (Greek: Ἐπιμηθεύς) ("hindsight", literally "afterthinker,") was the brother of Prometheus ("foresight", literally "fore-thought"), a pair of Titans who "acted as representatives of mankind" (Kerenyi 1951, p 207). They were the inseparable sons of Iapetus,^[1] who in other contexts was the father of Atlas. While Prometheus is characterized as ingenious and clever, Epimetheus is depicted as foolish.

Theres your film title right there.

  On 8/2/2012 at 4:03 PM, azatoth said:

As long as Lindelof isn't involved I'll consider it.

Yay!

  On 8/2/2012 at 8:37 PM, feltcher said:

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In Greek mythology, Epimetheus (Greek: Ἐπιμηθεύς) ("hindsight", literally "afterthinker,") was the brother of Prometheus ("foresight", literally "fore-thought"), a pair of Titans who "acted as representatives of mankind" (Kerenyi 1951, p 207). They were the inseparable sons of Iapetus,^[1] who in other contexts was the father of Atlas. While Prometheus is characterized as ingenious and clever, Epimetheus is depicted as foolish.

 

 

Theres your film title right there.

Don't hold your breath - it will probably be called something more obvious like "Prometheus II" or "Prometheuses"

Or should that be "Prometheuii"?

does the Engineer ship they leave on have a name? i bet that'll be the movie title. or the world they go to perhaps.

  On 8/3/2012 at 3:59 AM, usagi said:

  On 8/2/2012 at 4:03 PM, azatoth said:

As long as Lindelof isn't involved I'll be on board.

 

guy needs to fuck off, seriously. peddle your watery, shambolic brand of suspense on your own television shows.

Amen.