post something controversial about you

I peed in the sink twice in one day about three weeks ago, and one of those times I was high on ecstasy. I drank a girlfriend's pee and couldn't taste it above the rum I was drinking. I peed in a bottle on New Year's, kept it refrigerated for three weeks, gave it to a friend who currently keeps it in his car, front passenger side. It is full of white fuzzy floaties. Pee. It's not a fetish, it's just an easy way to be mildly controversial in the face of banality.

I sometimes feed ear wax to cats because they fucking love that shit.

  On 2/9/2011 at 1:51 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 2/8/2011 at 1:34 AM, ezkerraldean said:

  On 2/8/2011 at 1:33 AM, troon said:

this account is purposely deceptive to preserve it's anonymity. hidden information has been embedded in it's posts

It was correct without the apostrophes.

 

http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html

i know, i was highlighting their erroneous presence, i didn't add them lol

  On 2/8/2011 at 2:11 AM, bigfatLOL said:

i can experience mild psychosis when i dont have weed or (to a lesser extent) if i have to step down to a shitier strain cause ive run out of better stuff

that blows

  On 2/8/2011 at 3:51 AM, soundwave said:

  On 2/8/2011 at 3:45 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 2/8/2011 at 2:44 AM, soundwave said:

  On 2/8/2011 at 2:19 AM, modey said:

i get a boner when comforting a crying girl

I shagged a crying girl after comforting her! very vulnerable in that state tho it cheered her up anyway so my work was done even tho I felt like an exploitative twat the morning after

the fact that I get a boner when around vulnerable girls is the one incontrovertible proof I have that I am an utter bastard. Usually don't act on it, though.

jesus, this is fucked

  On 2/9/2011 at 1:24 AM, Ranky Redlof said:

i hate juice

i don't know why, but LOL

i think circumcision (male) is backwards and barbaric and should be stigmatised in exactly the same way as female circumcision is

sometimes i reckon circumcision is just some huge scam on the part of the lube industry. all these yanks have no foreskin so they need lube to stop their tiny willies hurting when they shag

  On 2/9/2011 at 1:24 AM, Ranky Redlof said:

i hate jews

fixed.

(fuck you for hating jews)

i killed a man. a man that looked like me.

  On 2/9/2011 at 5:01 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

jesus, this is fucked

i can't help it!

  On 2/9/2011 at 5:02 AM, ezkerraldean said:

i think circumcision (male) is backwards and barbaric and should be stigmatised in exactly the same way as female circumcision is

 

sometimes i reckon circumcision is just some huge scam on the part of the lube industry. all these yanks have no foreskin so they need lube to stop their tiny willies hurting when they shag

sometimes i wish i'd been circumcised simply because i'd (probably) have longer lasting sex

shemales

I collect kidney stones

i once ate a buick

  On 2/9/2011 at 5:17 AM, yek said:

i killed a man. a man that looked like me.

  On 2/9/2011 at 5:40 AM, kaen said:

shemales

  On 2/9/2011 at 6:05 AM, kaini said:

i once ate a buick

FLOL

  On 2/9/2011 at 6:05 AM, kaini said:

i once ate a buick

did you puick?

  On 2/8/2011 at 11:57 PM, luke viia said:

self-awareness doesn't show up in humans til some time between 18-24 years, so yeah. stupid fuckin babies

fix't

i cut myself, in the pooper, for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act

embarrassing / controversial

I was in a rush to get to an end of term exam and didn't know where the bathrooms were in the exam building. I finally found one and darted in. Flustered, I whipped it out and proceeded to piss straight into the handtowel dispenser/bin. Needless to say, too much pressure to stop. It spurted from four corners at the bottom. I quickly washed my hands and legged it

  On 2/8/2011 at 4:13 AM, Capsaicin said:

If at all possible, I prefer pissing in the outdoors. If I'm home by myself, I will walk outside into my backyard specifically to pee.

+1

  On 2/8/2011 at 4:13 AM, Capsaicin said:

If at all possible, I prefer pissing in the outdoors. If I'm home by myself, I will walk outside into my backyard specifically to pee.

It's the only way to go

On a sidenote cheers for recommending Atlas Sound in some other thread

  On 2/9/2011 at 2:51 AM, delet... said:

  On 2/9/2011 at 1:35 AM, AcrossCanyons said:

all of these posts are more "admit something a little strange about yourself". what's controversial about most of these things i don't know.

 

You must live your life surrounded by very bold colours, painted in thick strokes. Some of us live with the volume turned down a little, this brings the minutia into better focus. Hence the shoe controversy in that thread.

I look forward to the apocalypse and hope it happens soon.

It irritates me when people yammer in foreign languages.

I can't stand the mannerisms of flaming gay men.

i think xkcd sucks

i pranked someone to drink my piss . . .twice

  On 2/7/2011 at 11:53 PM, baph said:

Bunch of Germans up in here

I like America.