MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 9:22 AM, Babar said: On 3/6/2011 at 11:23 PM, gaarg said: Should Watmm have a Tolkien fanboy thread? I've been a member of the Slovenian Tolkien society for 13 years now, and could go for a hot debate on what still keeps me going. Anyone else? Also Lord of the Rings movies suck Holliwood dick. I'll never, NEVER forgive Jackson and everyonee else that made all the good work put in to the movies go fuck itself with poor cinematography and cheap tricks. Never, ok? at the very end of the movie. When frodo he's going on the boat, i really thought he was about to kiss sam gamgee and vice-versa. I was horrified. Also : i think psychedelics are a revelator. Try going to MacDonalds on acid, you'll quickly figure out their food is shit. Same thing happened when i watched LOR on acid. It was fucking horrible. frodo and sam had a relationship like that in the book as well. they even held hands. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/6/2011 at 12:45 AM, The Overlook said: A piece of shit by any other name, whether you get it or not, is still a piece of shit. you have a problem with the books as well???? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 9:29 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said: On 3/7/2011 at 9:22 AM, Babar said: On 3/6/2011 at 11:23 PM, gaarg said: Should Watmm have a Tolkien fanboy thread? I've been a member of the Slovenian Tolkien society for 13 years now, and could go for a hot debate on what still keeps me going. Anyone else? Also Lord of the Rings movies suck Holliwood dick. I'll never, NEVER forgive Jackson and everyonee else that made all the good work put in to the movies go fuck itself with poor cinematography and cheap tricks. Never, ok? at the very end of the movie. When frodo he's going on the boat, i really thought he was about to kiss sam gamgee and vice-versa. I was horrified. Also : i think psychedelics are a revelator. Try going to MacDonalds on acid, you'll quickly figure out their food is shit. Same thing happened when i watched LOR on acid. It was fucking horrible. frodo and sam had a relationship like that in the book as well. they even held hands. So? I'd hold hands with my best friends if I or them needed to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 9:32 AM, essines said: On 3/6/2011 at 12:45 AM, The Overlook said: A piece of shit by any other name, whether you get it or not, is still a piece of shit. you have a problem with the books as well???? Yep...Tolkien was a dried up boring cunt. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 lol @ max thinking holding hands means you're in a relationship welcome to kindergarten Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
posture Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 9:22 AM, Babar said: On 3/6/2011 at 11:23 PM, gaarg said: Should Watmm have a Tolkien fanboy thread? I've been a member of the Slovenian Tolkien society for 13 years now, and could go for a hot debate on what still keeps me going. Anyone else? Also Lord of the Rings movies suck Holliwood dick. I'll never, NEVER forgive Jackson and everyonee else that made all the good work put in to the movies go fuck itself with poor cinematography and cheap tricks. Never, ok? at the very end of the movie. When frodo he's going on the boat, i really thought he was about to kiss sam gamgee and vice-versa. I was horrified. Also : i think psychedelics are a revelator. Try going to MacDonalds on acid, you'll quickly figure out their food is shit. Same thing happened when i watched LOR on acid. It was fucking horrible. I watched Akira Kurosawa's Dreams on acid and loved every minute of it. Movies on acid is fun as fuck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide posture's signature Hide all signatures LSN soundcloud last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Breathing on acids, like so over rated maaaan Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 4:04 PM, Spore said: On 3/7/2011 at 9:22 AM, Babar said: On 3/6/2011 at 11:23 PM, gaarg said: Should Watmm have a Tolkien fanboy thread? I've been a member of the Slovenian Tolkien society for 13 years now, and could go for a hot debate on what still keeps me going. Anyone else? Also Lord of the Rings movies suck Holliwood dick. I'll never, NEVER forgive Jackson and everyonee else that made all the good work put in to the movies go fuck itself with poor cinematography and cheap tricks. Never, ok? at the very end of the movie. When frodo he's going on the boat, i really thought he was about to kiss sam gamgee and vice-versa. I was horrified. Also : i think psychedelics are a revelator. Try going to MacDonalds on acid, you'll quickly figure out their food is shit. Same thing happened when i watched LOR on acid. It was fucking horrible. I watched Akira Kurosawa's Dreams on acid and loved every minute of it. Movies on acid is fun as fuck. i have no patience for movies on acid, they take forever. my mind tripping sounds like: "did i have that last cigarette 10 minutes ago, or was that an hour? fuck it i'm having a cigarette" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 2:50 PM, gaarg said: On 3/7/2011 at 9:29 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said: On 3/7/2011 at 9:22 AM, Babar said: On 3/6/2011 at 11:23 PM, gaarg said: Should Watmm have a Tolkien fanboy thread? I've been a member of the Slovenian Tolkien society for 13 years now, and could go for a hot debate on what still keeps me going. Anyone else? Also Lord of the Rings movies suck Holliwood dick. I'll never, NEVER forgive Jackson and everyonee else that made all the good work put in to the movies go fuck itself with poor cinematography and cheap tricks. Never, ok? at the very end of the movie. When frodo he's going on the boat, i really thought he was about to kiss sam gamgee and vice-versa. I was horrified. Also : i think psychedelics are a revelator. Try going to MacDonalds on acid, you'll quickly figure out their food is shit. Same thing happened when i watched LOR on acid. It was fucking horrible. frodo and sam had a relationship like that in the book as well. they even held hands. So? I'd hold hands with my best friends if I or them needed to. I wached "I love you Philip Morris", and well of course there is the shock of the first scene where carrey does a guy from behind, (fucking great acting by the way) but you get over it pretty soon in the film, and gay-carrey gay-kissing gay-mcgregor becomes perfectly natural. In LOTR, sam and frodo seem to be in a master/servant ; protagonist/adjuvant relation then suddenly, after 6 hours of adventures they … what ? … ARE THEY GONNA KISS ? that was quite a shock, like a rampant insidious schock - it's like falling from a bike, everything seems to get slower and slower, you don't really believe it, you just observe, and observe yourself observing the fact that's you're slipping into a dangerous -almost unreal- situation, conscious that you can't do much about it. Finally nothing happens (i think they hug or something). I tried to find the specific extract but found nothing. Did i overreact/imaginate it, building my fears on top of my yet-to-be-introspected gay nature ? God. What i wrote. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 more fartz pls!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 http://www.revolutionsf.com/article.php?id=953 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 On 3/7/2011 at 6:23 PM, encey said: more fartz pls!! no problem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I and Odyssey>LOTR Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1530528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 So finished the lot last night. All well and good. But, is Aragon now the king of all men where as before there were a few kingdoms? Why do the elves leave? And why does Gandelf etc have to go? (something to do with ever lasting life from touching the ring) Is the book that Bilbo writes meant to be the Hobbit? If so what book does Sam write? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 All you need to know. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TwiddleBot's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 On 3/14/2011 at 1:10 PM, El_Chemso said: Why do the elves leave? And why does Gandelf etc have to go? (something to do with ever lasting life from touching the ring) explained in the silmarillion Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 yindeed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 On 3/14/2011 at 1:10 PM, El_Chemso said: But, is Aragon now the king of all men where as before there were a few kingdoms? Why do the elves leave? And why does Gandelf etc have to go? (something to do with ever lasting life from touching the ring) Is the book that Bilbo writes meant to be the Hobbit? If so what book does Sam write? he's the king of gondor, rohan and the surrounding little places. basically all the land of his granddads the elves time is ended, and they're letting men run the middle earth show while they chill on their magic island forever. bilbo writes the hobbit. sam probably keeps writing, not sure what. wikipedia has a ton of lotr lore fyi Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El_Chemso Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Thanks for that Sun, I wanted a watmm answer not a google one. :) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) and gandalf (saruman too) is as oldolder than middle earth - the wizards are kinda a separate race even older than the elves. Edited March 14, 2011 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 On 3/14/2011 at 9:21 PM, theSun said: On 3/14/2011 at 1:10 PM, El_Chemso said: But, is Aragon now the king of all men where as before there were a few kingdoms? Why do the elves leave? And why does Gandelf etc have to go? (something to do with ever lasting life from touching the ring) Is the book that Bilbo writes meant to be the Hobbit? If so what book does Sam write? he's the king of gondor, rohan and the surrounding little places. basically all the land of his granddads the elves time is ended, and they're letting men run the middle earth show while they chill on their magic island forever. bilbo writes the hobbit. sam probably keeps writing, not sure what. wikipedia has a ton of lotr lore fyi elves suicide pact, boats explode 20 degrees out to sea. Or they are jews moving to isreal. leaving the celts to their lands. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 When Gandalf becomes 'Gandalf the white', why does he forget about his former self? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 thing that's different about the book/movie: in the book, gandalf stalks the balruc down the longest staircase in the world or something. it goes from the lowest point (where they started) up to the tallest mountain (where gandalf smote that MFer). then after all that he basically died but was presumably "sent back" by the tolkien-gods the valar. gandalf says something about it seeming like an eternity that he spent fighting the demon, so there's some definite time fuckery going on. basically he doesn't remember much about being gandalf the grey cause it seemed like so long ago to him. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
posture Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I started reading the books and I love the theme that plays when they show the evil orks and Saruman. that is all. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide posture's signature Hide all signatures LSN soundcloud last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 I wonder if in 50 years Lotr will still be popular. It's doing alright so far. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Dunno if someone already posted this, Randell is spot on though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64288-explain-lord-of-the-rings-to-me-pls/page/3/#findComment-1535918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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