Influx of bad artist names

I actually know a girl named Bogan and don't think she has any idea what her name means in Australia.

808 Dylan

lol

The Pains of Being Poor at Fart

Fart Fartfunkel

Feart

Pootie and the Blowfish

DJ Fartcode

Craptain Beefart

Arvo Fart

Ravi Stankfart

Jean-Paul Fartre

Ricky Fartin

A Farty Teenage Riot

Bloc Farty

Farturo Toscanini

UBFarty

Fartina McBride

Fart of Noise

  On 2/20/2013 at 9:19 AM, encey said:

lol

 

 

Craptain Beefart

  On 2/20/2013 at 9:19 AM, encey said:

A Farty Teenage Riot

Roberta Flack Cannon

Marvin's Gay

fine --

Mick Fagger

Lez Fairy

Queersdÿche

Homo's Basement

Burt Barebackarack

Flaming Lipstick Lesbians

Butch Hoes

Pansy Whoreholes

Josh Twink

Bottom Von She-Cock

Closeted Leo and the Pharmasissies

Imagine Dragqueens

Versly Bear

Gloryhole Estefan

Püfter Dü

Feltcher Skelter

Limp Wristit

(LG)BT

Trannie Lennox

Killin' Da Foe

Quinoa Pheonix

Phillip, See More Hot Men

LGBTQQIAAP BBQ

Spew Hefner

Quinoa Reeves

Lawrence Phishburn

The Great Porn Experiment

Bug Thuggery

Thug Buggery

Swill Da Tintin

Purling Hiss

Sometimes retro '90s,

Sometimes retro '70s in a retro '90s way.

  Quote

Hiss here! Water On Mars is barely contained, ready to flow through your streets of rage and fire and ruin. Purling Hiss is someone who cares, and they've stacked up the guitars, bass and drums to stand tall above the alienated masses and play for the silently disillusioned minority. Car-wrecking anthems, for all the right reasons.

http://www.dragcity.com/products/water-on-mars

It is ok music for the retro '90s rock but it is a BAD artist name.

*edit* and even worse publicity blurb... ugh...

I was really tired this weekend, zoning out during a soccer game I was a linesman for, when mud stuffin' instead of "stud muffin" popped in my mind. I had no idea why but upon thinking it I figured I should post it here.

Oh shit, that's great!

Ralph Macchiato and the Expressos

Caustic Orgasm

Challah Co$t

Naan Issue

Buttcrack Buttcrack!

The Red Poopchute Upheranus

Penises Fail

New Found Gloryhole

The Fey

Goys Like Burls

Penis! at the Dicksco

Parawhores

Asslord Professional

... And You Will Do Us Up The Tail With Head

The Penis Ring

Shaves the Gay

Pimple Slan

Dildstick in Gauge

page 62 and you are all still brilliant

  On 4/23/2013 at 12:53 AM, encey said:

Buttcrack Buttcrack!

The Red Poopchute Upheranus

Penises Fail

New Found Gloryhole

The Fey

Goys Like Burls

Penis! at the Dicksco

Parawhores

Asslord Professional

... And You Will Do Us Up The Tail With Head

The Penis Ring

Shaves the Gay

Pimple Slan

Dildstick in Gauge

ridickulously good

Anal Led Rey

or Yer Anal Led

Dickbutt Dale

Pin Tweaks

Paura Lalmer

Leo & His New Pair Of Shoes

DJ The Gum Style You Like Is Going To Come In Your Back

Dale Pooperscooper

  On 4/27/2013 at 10:40 AM, triachus said:

Paura Lalmer

Poorer Llama*

that way it can be kinda like Sunken Foal

* I guess this only applies if you say it with an Australian accent..

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