Influx of bad artist names

Ys-us

Anal

Skeevy Wonder

Fuckadelic

Squid Cudi

Hank Wappa and the Brothers of Detention

Vin Dweezil

Aerphax

El Lucy the Funky Homo Erectus
The Lawlflowers
Baddie Mob

For some of my more personal art stuff, several years ago I started signing my work "peepee", because it's pretty common in the snobby art world to have a name like Phillipe Cass'ande Druxnoir III, wearing a beret and using a cane for no reason. So peepee is like FU. My main music moniker is United Digital Analog Community, which incidentally matched UDAC, which had good logo and animation potential by just using a U and rotating it 90 degrees every letter. Pretty retarded.

Music artist names are an art, just like track titles and all that. Gives one more opportunity to add vibez to expression. It's amazing how different "Chris Clark" feels to just "Clark" (...Chris Clark is better). But after years of using monikers for music, it's making more sense to me to use real names. But then again, maybe Stevie Wonder would've been cool as Draphoxignome 7000.

And sorry- this should've been posted on page 2, but I just joined after lurking for 24 years, cuz braindance.net is down. Regards!

  On 6/26/2013 at 3:11 PM, usagi said:

I just saw Drillary Clinton what even is

Hillary Clinton's Drill alter ego, obviously.

Mango Undrained

Gulp Friction

Drill Jill vol. 2

  On 6/26/2013 at 7:18 AM, StephenG said:

Aerphax

lol!

Pear Squisher's probably been mentioned already...

And back when I was in the earlier years of school I thought it'd be cool if I could be a rapper called Aryan, till I learned that it was an actual word and what it meant.

  On 6/27/2013 at 2:44 AM, DorkingtonPugsly said:

 

  On 6/26/2013 at 7:18 AM, StephenG said:

Aerphax

lol!

 

Pear Squisher's probably been mentioned already...

 

And back when I was in the earlier years of school I thought it'd be cool if I could be a rapper called Aryan, till I learned that it was an actual word and what it meant.

 

flol that probably wouldn't have gone over very well...

Dick Van Dyke March

DJ Vagina

  On 6/27/2013 at 4:54 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 6/27/2013 at 2:44 AM, DorkingtonPugsly said:

 

  On 6/26/2013 at 7:18 AM, StephenG said:

Aerphax

lol!

 

Pear Squisher's probably been mentioned already...

 

And back when I was in the earlier years of school I thought it'd be cool if I could be a rapper called Aryan, till I learned that it was an actual word and what it meant.

 

flol that probably wouldn't have gone over very well...

 

There is a guy which goes by "DJ Niggers". He

Twerk Jerky

Rumpus of Retards

Bartholomusic

Kicksharter - "pebble shartwatch"

The Dick Cheese Incident

Laughing With Salad

  On 6/26/2013 at 7:20 AM, ambermonk said:

Baddie Mob

lol

Weeping Wallabies

Globular Giblets

Flimsy Lohan

D'Keyshaughn Connery

Wangaroos

Wombatteries

Appalled Eagle

Giraffle Ticket

Zebro

Lyle Lillard and the Squid Ticklers.

Bellender Carlisle

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/15879-sugarcrush/

Goldfesh

A Crawling Pussy

Juice-phrom Puss

4nal Flux

4nalPhlex