stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I want a free vinyl from The Bro but i have to wait for 99 people to like his Facebook page. :(

*liked bro's facebook, now it's at 5, facepalm*

i lose

zole

i really have to stop eating dairy because it is doing horrible things to me but i just like cheese so fucking much.

but lactaid, enzyme things... none of that shit WORKS any more.

so i guess i will be a reluctant vegan.

I cannot protest peacefully in Quebec. So much violence and police brutality.

  On 5/21/2012 at 3:45 AM, YO303 said:

I want a free vinyl from The Bro but i have to wait for 99 people to like his Facebook page. :(

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:35 AM, yek said:

*liked bro's facebook, now it's at 5, facepalm*

i lose

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:58 AM, modey said:

zole

lol. It's funnier if you try to listen to his music.

  On 5/21/2012 at 7:44 AM, disparaissant said:

i really have to stop eating dairy because it is doing horrible things to me but i just like cheese so fucking much.

but lactaid, enzyme things... none of that shit WORKS any more.

so i guess i will be a reluctant vegan.

Dairy gives me flem (you're welcome (for hearing about flem whether you liked it or not (sorry everybody))).

But i still dutifully eat it, a slave to the bovine master race.

phlegm?

Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung.

  On 5/18/2012 at 1:55 PM, Squee said:

Holy shit, you guys... I nearly just clogged the toilet at work. I feel like I should leave.

This is the pinnacle of first-world problems. We eat so much hearty, colon filling, toilet destroying food that it becomes a nuisance.

This also happens in mexico and india (or so i hear).

  On 5/21/2012 at 6:06 PM, delet... said:

This also happens in mexico and india (or so i hear).

even worse, they clog the side streets.

I broke an expensive piece of china whilst in China

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:25 PM, delet... said:

Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung.

What possession of the spelling nazi will be hung?

I started watching Bram Stoker's Dracula on netflix last night but had to stop half way through due to being way too tired to keep my eyes open. Aside from every time Keanu Reeves talked, it was quite good. I definitely want to finish watching it, but I don't like watching movies during the day and will probably end up watching something else on netflix with my girlfriend tonight, breaking up my BS's Dracula watching experience quite significantly.

I think there's a few first world problems in there somewhere.

But seriously, Francis Ford Coppola: Keanu Reeves as Jonathan? Really? That has to be a top 5 all time worst casting decision... it's really hard to watch all of his scenes. That wasn't even my first world problem that I came here to gripe about, but it's a pretty big problem. I feel disgusted.

yeah that film is knocked down a few pegs by his performance. i always lose it when he says "i shall travel to byeeeoo-duh-pesssssht"

keanu reeves is a walking fwp

Eggs that won't peel without breaking apart

  On 5/21/2012 at 7:45 PM, baph said:

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:25 PM, delet... said:

Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung.

 

What possession of the spelling nazi will be hung?

Meat is hung, men are hanged. You pair of illiterate colonial plebs.

the oreo is a disappointing biscuit. an uneven and miserly filling between two beggarly chocolate slithers. couldn't trust one as a tea dunking biscuit. i don't think i've seen one jammie dodger in my life with presentation as bad as any of the four biscuits in this packet. they don't even taste that good.

i ate a "Rustlers" hot-dog last night and have had stomach pains all day.

microsoft access. just. all of it. all of it is a problem.

  On 5/22/2012 at 3:44 PM, kakapo said:

  On 5/21/2012 at 7:45 PM, baph said:

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:25 PM, delet... said:

Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung.

 

What possession of the spelling nazi will be hung?

 

Meat is hung, men are hanged. You pair of illiterate colonial plebs.

I assumed he meant the item would be well-endowed, you toothless limey.

  Quote

"Our evidence shows that hung for hanged is certainly not an error. Educated speakers and writers use it commonly and have for many years. . . . " Hanged is, however, more common than hung

in writing. It is especially prevalent when an official execution is being described, but it is used in referring to other types of hanging as well. . . .

 

 

"The distinction between hanged and hung is not an especially useful one (although a few commentators claim otherwise). It is, however, a simple one and easy to remember. Therein lies its popularity. If you make a point of observing the distinction in your writing you will not thereby become a better writer, but you will spare yourself the annoyance of being corrected for having done something that is not wrong."

 

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of English Usage

, 1994

went to get 2 front tyres replaced and had to wait 55 minutes for the work experience dipshit to do it... then notice he's not balanced them properly cos my car's shuddering on the motorway AND he's put them on the wrong fucking sides so the rotation direction is wrong... i take my car back to get them to fix their fuck up, park my car in the bay and start to walk to reception and the same little prick just appears and starts to jack up the back of my car without asking me what i was there for... i say "why are you jacking up the back of my car?" and he goes "duh... eh... what am i meant to be doing?"... i said "you need to swap my front tyres round and balance them cos you put them on the wrong sides and didn't balance them properly!" and he goes "aw... eh... duh... ok." unfuckinbelievable.

i'm really fighting the urge to make a "blow my mind away with farts" thread. i think it'll help to unload the idea here instead.

  On 5/22/2012 at 3:40 AM, usagi said:

"I say!"

 

he could not have made a better caricature of an Englishman if he'd tried.

 

  On 5/21/2012 at 5:58 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 5/18/2012 at 1:55 PM, Squee said:

Holy shit, you guys... I nearly just clogged the toilet at work. I feel like I should leave.

 

This is the pinnacle of first-world problems. We eat so much hearty, colon filling, toilet destroying food that it becomes a nuisance.

 

try eating some nihari with naan bread, homie.

 

 

so heavy you'll develop an immediate sympathy for pregnant women. and the craziest thing is that people eat it for breakfast ("nihar" = morning)

dudes i need some Indian or I guess Pakistani food NOW

1st world problem?