stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 1/2/2013 at 7:57 AM, Alcofribas said:

ambermonk, pm me re: i was just wondering if you could give me a ride later. thx

never trust a car salesman

(especially unemployed no vehicle ones)

i can't decide

jetlag

I bought a couple of new pillows yesterday and had the best nights sleep. Didn't realise just how bad my old pillows were.

(This ain't a problem it's just that there's no other thread I could report this in.)

My cat keeps making a wide variety of random sounds, like he's trying to communicate something important, but I haven't a clue what any one of them means. Guess I better go rough him up a bit and see if that helps.

  On 1/3/2013 at 11:32 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Guess I better go rough him up a bit and see if that helps.

it usually does!

My cat does the same thing. Usually he's just telling us that he took an extra large shit this time (he always comes meowing loudly after shitting...)

  On 1/3/2013 at 11:30 AM, Obel said:

I bought a couple of new pillows yesterday and had the best nights sleep. Didn't realise just how bad my old pillows were.

 

(This ain't a problem it's just that there's no other thread I could report this in.)

yeah there is.. it's called bruschetta or something. more suitable thread anyway.

My roommate's cat keeps getting out, and the landlady has no idea we have her.

I have a shiny new crock pot but don't have anything to cook in it, largely because I can't decide on what to put in chilli.

  On 1/3/2013 at 7:24 PM, Sprigg said:

My roommate's cat keeps getting out, and the landlady has no idea we have her.

Landpersons (people?) need to get cool with cats.

For the last two weeks my cat has been unable to pinch off his shits properly, and so he walks around the apartment with a piece of shit dangling out his anus until either (a) it falls somewhere, usually where it is likely to do significant damage, or (b) I wipe his ass with some special cat ass wipes we got the last time he had this problem (two months ago).

The biggest issue I have with this is that my cat loves having his ass wiped and I'm pretty sure he's not pinching properly because he knows it gets him an ass wiping.

My girlfriend has gone from freaking out about this and scrubbing the entire apartment each time he shits to shutting down completely and staring blankly at the walls. She even left a used sock out on the floor. I've never seen that before.

Dude, one of my cats couldn't pinch his shit last night and he wiped his ass on the carpet like a dog. The GF cleaned him up after I scolded him so loud he got scared and hit his head on the corner of the wall trying to get away. Can't believe that fucking cat. He was staring straight at me the whole time he did it too.

I hate young people

  On 1/3/2013 at 7:46 PM, baph said:

My girlfriend has gone from freaking out about this and scrubbing the entire apartment each time he shits to shutting down completely and staring blankly at the walls. She even left a used sock out on the floor. I've never seen that before.

Um... are you my flatmate?

''she even left a used sock on the floor'' lol

  On 1/3/2013 at 10:28 PM, Obel said:

  On 1/3/2013 at 7:46 PM, baph said:

My girlfriend has gone from freaking out about this and scrubbing the entire apartment each time he shits to shutting down completely and staring blankly at the walls. She even left a used sock out on the floor. I've never seen that before.

 

 

Um... are you my flatmate?

*searching frantically for popcorn-munching smiley*

can't decide whether to watch hobbit in mediocre dvd screener quality or not..

forgot how to burn a ps2 dvd and messed one up out of a 50 piece spindle.

  On 1/3/2013 at 10:28 PM, Obel said:

  On 1/3/2013 at 7:46 PM, baph said:

My girlfriend has gone from freaking out about this and scrubbing the entire apartment each time he shits to shutting down completely and staring blankly at the walls. She even left a used sock out on the floor. I've never seen that before.

 

 

Um... are you my flatmate?

unless you're my cat or my girlfriend, no.

People still think Evolution is a conspiracy perpetrated by godless heathens.

I'm having trouble coping with this very specific aspect of humanity at the moment.

I feel a little better about my cat's shit problems after reading the relaxed sphincter problems of baph's and luke's kitties. My cat could crack a walnut with his loaf pinch. FWP: that phrase grosses me out. I am now a little bit off-put.

I feel I've just found the meaning of my life. Though, now, I don't know where/how to start.

My cat has seasonal depression.

  On 1/4/2013 at 1:04 AM, logakght said:

I feel I've just found the meaning of my life. Though, now, I don't know where/how to start.

this interests me---go on