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I've applied for about 20 positions in my field, many of them jr. positions that are a huge step down for me...... and no call backs.

 

Am I doomed? =(

It's really depressing lol

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 5/13/2013 at 6:01 PM, delet... said:

just tell her to cover her mouth you pussy. I have allergies and didn't need to go to deportment classes in a swiss finishing school to figure that i should cover my mouth. It's just good manners, and stops the place from being covered in a thin film of mucus. And perhaps she will be embarassed and see your side of things eh ?

 

  On 5/13/2013 at 5:56 PM, chenGOD said:

earplugs. ^^

 

heh ;-]

 

Sounds great in principle... you speak from experience having allergies but pray tell are you married? 9+ years and 1 kid later and a lot of fucking common courtesy has already left the building. You have to pick your battles.

yeah, i'm sorry man. I felt bad as i was saying it. But i just felt like putting it out there. Maybe i should post you a stick or something. heheh.

 

(so sorry, but you gotta laugh about these things that you can't change.)

A member of the non sequitairiate.

The 8 dollar packet of biltong that i bought was flavourless !! Good grief, why put an huge BBQ sticker on the front of it. Then ingredients on the back mentioning coriander and spicies and sugar and all these fking things that i can't taste.

 

/cries as he bins it. /pours another gin and passionfruit.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

It's been over 90 degrees all day, and dry, so I'm dehydrated, but the filtered water in the fridge gives me a headache.

I just got back from an amazing Secret Chiefs 3 concert wherein they played a full set of their Zorn Masada material followed by a full set of their Ishraqiyun material and they went absolutely mental/metal with the second set and it blew my fucking mind and i was 6 inches away from the band, but now I'm sort of slightly deaf.

 

Also I saw them do two completely different sets on Sunday and that was awesome as fuck, too.

 

Here's the kicker, the absolute fucking kicker: during tonight's second set my gf was on my right and Sasha Fucking Grey was on my left. And I am in the middle watching Timba Harris play like a motherfucker right in front of my face, so goddamn close I had to back away from his violin/viola bow a couple times.

 

Sasha Fucking Grey (I am 99.9 percent certain it was her, and she smelled really nice and I mean that in a non-creepy way) was like right up on my arm and elbowing me in the most pleasant way you could ever be elbowed by a headbanging person.

 

So I guess that was the peak of my existence.

Edited by baph

Holy fucking shit Baph. Holy shit. Well it sounds like you earned it after recent events. Congrats on the awesome time! SC3 are maybe the very top of my list for acts to catch live. And I would way rather have Sasha Grey beside me for that than Ron Jeremy in front of me for the ferry walk-on lineup. That's the best I've got for porn star encounter stories.

traffic in south lake union, AARRGHJJJFJSKHAGI! If you live in Seattle you know my woes. Just missed a really awesome opportunity. bah.

 

nice story baph, glad to hear she smells ok.

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HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
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I have two assignments for tomorrow that I just don't feel like doing, since they won't matter at all. We've already been graded for this semester, so these last two are pretty much just there to make it look like we're doing something. Meh.

  On 5/15/2013 at 10:58 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Holy fucking shit Baph. Holy shit. Well it sounds like you earned it after recent events.

:cool:

 

I just now realized who she is too. She must be your guardian angel or something Baph.

Edited by ambermonk

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I wanted to heat up 2 frozen hamburgers, you know the kind that have already been cooked and have a very uniform taste and shape, but I was afraid to run into one or more housemates while using the kitchen but then realized they'd fit in my breadtoaster so I made them in the toaster and had them with some mayonnaise and CFO (Crispy Fried Onions) and they were pretty alright.

Maybe this is more of a stupid first world solution than a problem, sorry.

The problem is that this post would be better with a picture of the toaster but it's too much hassle to upload a picture, taking it is no problem.

 

I hate it when people use an acronym and then explain what it stands for, seems to defy using acronyms.

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  On 5/16/2013 at 12:53 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Need a friggin root canal.

 

I got two last year. Just got my crown made up for one of them.

 

Hurray thousands of dollars. Thank god for benefits.

 

  On 5/15/2013 at 10:10 PM, Friendly Foil said:

I have two assignments for tomorrow that I just don't feel like doing, since they won't matter at all. We've already been graded for this semester, so these last two are pretty much just there to make it look like we're doing something. Meh.

 

instead of doing those you should help me with my qualitative analysis assignments for my cost accounting course. :happy:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

i just ate microwave popcorn and it gave me the taste of wonton soup in my mouth so i ate some peanut butter...

  On 5/15/2013 at 10:45 AM, baph said:

I just got back from an amazing Secret Chiefs 3 concert wherein they played a full set of their Zorn Masada material followed by a full set of their Ishraqiyun material and they went absolutely mental/metal with the second set and it blew my fucking mind and i was 6 inches away from the band, but now I'm sort of slightly deaf.

 

Also I saw them do two completely different sets on Sunday and that was awesome as fuck, too.

 

Here's the kicker, the absolute fucking kicker: during tonight's second set my gf was on my right and Sasha Fucking Grey was on my left. And I am in the middle watching Timba Harris play like a motherfucker right in front of my face, so goddamn close I had to back away from his violin/viola bow a couple times.

 

Sasha Fucking Grey (I am 99.9 percent certain it was her, and she smelled really nice and I mean that in a non-creepy way) was like right up on my arm and elbowing me in the most pleasant way you could ever be elbowed by a headbanging person.

 

So I guess that was the peak of my existence.

 

damn dude. so jelly. sasha is fucking hot beyond comprehension

  On 5/16/2013 at 7:11 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 5/16/2013 at 6:42 AM, yek said:

i just ate microwave popcorn and it gave me the taste of wonton soup in my mouth so i ate some peanut butter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m5CIcbytfM

EAT THAT WONTON SOUP SWAG

 

awesome.

  On 5/16/2013 at 4:09 PM, Djeroek said:

..today I have had phone spinning inside washing-machine fail.

 

........

 

That sucks man...

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

i have to go to the toilet without a tablet, cause i don't own one !! and i've read all my magazines -crie-

 

 

 

 

 

 

(delet...'s first bathroom gag after all these years(probably)don't care for that sort of humour)

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Guest disparaissant

man this is in no way a first world problem but one of my best friends in the entire world killed himself a few days ago. not the first time i've lost friends to suicide, but it's never been anyone so dear to me. i don't even know what to do.



i am a master at bumming out threads

yeah bloody hell.

 

I was gonna post that i've only managed to get 3 hours sleep because my body is still adjusting to the transition to european time (no i'm not there). But now my complaint seems so immaterial (no it doesn't).

 

n'wae dissa, sorry about that. ;-/

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  On 5/17/2013 at 5:31 AM, disparaissant said:

man this is in no way a first world problem but one of my best friends in the entire world killed himself a few days ago. not the first time i've lost friends to suicide, but it's never been anyone so dear to me. i don't even know what to do.

 

i am a master at bumming out threads

 

I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been in that situation and found myself always blaming myself and feeling guilty I couldn't have helped more. Please don't fall into that cycle...

 

If you want to chat or need someone to talk to let me know!

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest disparaissant

i do feel quite guilty, i knew from facebook that he was pretty bummed out and i didn't try to reach out to him in any way. we hadn't talked for a few weeks and welp, now it's too late.

 

i mean i know its not my fault, i know there was nothing i could have really done, i've been suicidal before. i know how it works. but that's kind of cold comfort. i still feel like i could have done something.

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