stupid first world problems you're dealing with

tippy toe tippy toe lemontree

im a victim of check card fraud, someone spent the morning buying shit from facebook through my checking account. fuck you facebook.

now i'm horny and crave a face to fuck.

but i am alone

with my cancelled bank card

and nothing but warm coffee to stick my dick in

That's rough Luke. Hope you find a face to fuck soon.

  On 10/18/2011 at 2:15 PM, essines said:

call it Lemon Pepper.

  On 10/18/2011 at 4:40 PM, disparaissant said:

fuck that call it celery salt

  On 10/18/2011 at 5:54 PM, jules said:

tippy toe tippy toe lemontree

This is a good start. Thanks guys. Toe Salt Lemons is the current contender.

I have a girl's number/email written in girl handwriting beside my computer. I don't know where it came from. Hm.

what the fuck? i bought honey that was like 20p more expensive than i normally get (different shop), but still in the value range and it tastes a bit sour and sort of earthy. since i started tea it's basically for the honey taste, so this doesn't bode well.

actually more like 40p

what were these bees pollinating

mould and mildew.

mold :P

  On 10/18/2011 at 5:54 PM, jules said:

tippy toe tippy toe lemontree

cheers, i get the reference

  On 10/19/2011 at 3:13 AM, sneaksta303 said:

mold :P

American and British English spelling differences

":P" ;=]

The transmission died in my truck, so now I'm hoofing it for a while. I don't need to drive anywhere. But once I run out of groceries I'm going to be screwed. Hopefully it will be fixed by then.

i accidentally spent $50 more than i wanted to grocery shopping. i fucking hate doing that.

Hit a deer with my car. Have to ride my bike to college while it's in the shop, and it's cold/uphill.

Apparently didn't fill out EVERYTHING to receive student loans, so I did that today and should receive them after I get a late fee.

My girlfriend is a town away (certainly not a bike-ride away), and doesn't have a car. So I'm bummed.

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

  On 10/19/2011 at 6:13 AM, Murveman said:

Hit a deer with my car. Have to ride my bike to college while it's in the shop, and it's cold/uphill.

Apparently didn't fill out EVERYTHING to receive student loans, so I did that today and should receive them after I get a late fee.

My girlfriend is a town away (certainly not a bike-ride away), and doesn't have a car. So I'm bummed.

 

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

Lol. I love my avatar.

  On 10/19/2011 at 6:13 AM, Murveman said:

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

white man with dreadlocks = real first world problem.

internet is out at home which is doubly annoying because when the internet is out you can't whine to the internet about the internet being out.

it's almost as bad as losing your glasses and not being able to see well enough to find them.

i am at school 4 hours before class, and i have 3 pages of paper to write and a fuckton of french to study. all with crippling stomach cramps.

i am a walking first world problem today.

  On 10/19/2011 at 5:43 AM, uptown devil said:

i accidentally spent $50 more than i wanted to grocery shopping. i fucking hate doing that.

i do that all the time and it sucks cause i'm po'. i eat well though i guess soooo...

  On 10/19/2011 at 10:36 AM, keltoi said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 6:13 AM, Murveman said:

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

 

white man with dreadlocks = real first world problem.

 

Eh, easy joke. I've heard it all. All that matters is that I look fine :sup:

  On 10/19/2011 at 5:51 PM, Murveman said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 10:36 AM, keltoi said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 6:13 AM, Murveman said:

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

 

white man with dreadlocks = real first world problem.

 

Eh, easy joke. I've heard it all. All that matters is that I look fine :sup:

i ate three slices of pizza and had two beers with friends over lunch, outside of work, and upon coming back i am soooooo tired omg

  On 10/19/2011 at 5:55 PM, keltoi said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 5:51 PM, Murveman said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 10:36 AM, keltoi said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 6:13 AM, Murveman said:

Aw, my dreads are dandruff-y, and I'm almost out of shampoo too. And I have to buy my shampoo in the town my girl-friend lives in because they have a co-op.

 

white man with dreadlocks = real first world problem.

 

Eh, easy joke. I've heard it all. All that matters is that I look fine :sup:

 

i used to think it was my dreads causing dandruff. but then i cut them off and i just have a ton of dandruff. head and shoulders type shampoops seem to make it worse.

  On 10/19/2011 at 9:09 PM, theSun said:

shampoops

:sup:

  On 10/19/2011 at 9:21 PM, pattern recognition said:

  On 10/19/2011 at 9:09 PM, theSun said:

shampoops

:sup:

lol

There are 3 pieces missing from my 5000 piece puzzle

God fucking dammit

I hope ravensburger has a lost piece(s) recovery center

fuck this gay earth

im doing a rosie the riveter puzzle and its only 100% yellow pieces left SUPER HARD!!!!