stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Nah pushed an update for the mobile app too. It's really 'appenin.

 

My FWP is that I think I'm falling for a thot.

  On 8/29/2017 at 12:20 PM, triachus said:

i remember the bulletball thing from 10 years ago, he had a website that would autoplay a bulletball track that he rapped on

 

 

lol

 

kurtis blow would approve

also, fwp: cricket wireless fucking sucks

 

 

  On 8/30/2017 at 2:09 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/29/2017 at 8:56 AM, juiceciuj said:

 

  On 8/29/2017 at 7:59 AM, yek said:

i just made popcorn and melted some butter in the microwave and it exploded. so i put more butter in the bowl and put it back in and it exploded again. joy

third time's the charm

lolz, yeah. i'm not cleaning it up either cause FUCK YOU BUTTER

Chrissakes do they sell paper towels where you live? Flol

lol

haha

Fuck. I cannot handle hangovers anymore. Shit is too real these days.

im in a pretty shit place, def a first world thing... no motivation to do anything, like, at all.. ugh

  On 8/31/2017 at 2:57 AM, MIXL2 said:

im in a pretty shit place, def a first world thing... no motivation to do anything, like, at all.. ugh

 

I've been there. Go on a vacation for a couple of weeks and get back with renewed energy. Do you have a job?

I need to find a new job soon, but I'm afraid I'm not qualified for anything higher than entry level, even with a BA under my belt.

  On 8/31/2017 at 2:57 AM, MIXL2 said:

im in a pretty shit place, def a first world thing... no motivation to do anything, like, at all.. ugh

 

I can only speak for myself, but I started running to channel existential pain to physical pain with health benefits. It helps me shake off the dread and enjoy things again. I recommend it.

 

Quitting booze helps too.

  On 8/31/2017 at 6:38 PM, ambermonk said:

I need to find a new job soon, but I'm afraid I'm not qualified for anything higher than entry level, even with a BA under my belt.

Do some side work, odd jobs. Make something and try to sell it. Ask friends if they need any help that they'd be willing to compensate you for. Not all work comes from filling out applications, sending in resumes, and waving your employability peacock feathers.

Fell over on my bike last night. The screen on my phone stopped working even though it isn't smashed. Also, the phone still works because it's still receiving notifications. Had to buy a new phone and suffer through some cocky sales guy trying to upsell me.

  On 9/2/2017 at 3:56 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 8/31/2017 at 6:38 PM, ambermonk said:

I need to find a new job soon, but I'm afraid I'm not qualified for anything higher than entry level, even with a BA under my belt.

Do some side work, odd jobs. Make something and try to sell it. Ask friends if they need any help that they'd be willing to compensate you for. Not all work comes from filling out applications, sending in resumes, and waving your employability peacock feathers.

 

I've technically already done some of that thru house-sitting for the past year and a half, as well as helping with a move last December. TBH the "peacock feathers" aspect of job hunting sounds pretty nauseating though, which is probably why I've been so reluctant.

Well you can play the peacock game and that's what most people do to make a decent living. But if that's not working for you, you might have to think outside the box a bit. Living in a remote area with a high cost of living surely doesn't increase your options but I'm sure there's opportunities up there if you put yourself out there and follow your nose. If you're relatively unattached though, it might be a good time to pull up the roots and move where the grass is greener, so to speak...

Hmm did I put enough cliches into that post?

If leaving AK is what it takes...

Someone on my fb feed posted a satirical Onion-esque bit about Kevin Shields from MBV being trapped under his vast array of guitar pedals for 100+ hours, but the joke doesn't work at all because he uses almost no effects on his guitar ever, aside from distortion.  Now I'm annoyed both by the fact that the writer wasted a perfectly decent concept, and the fact that someone on my fb feed bought it.  Had they used Kevin Andrews the joke would have worked (albeit for a much smaller audience), or Thurston Moore being buried under the guitars he needs just to play one Sonic Youth set.  Oh yeah, Tom Morello would have been the most logical choice.  I should write the failed satirist and let them know so they can update their joke.

Mogwai guitarists would also have been a good choice for a pedals gag.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7jWS3jKoQ

Damn, that's a lot of pedals.  I've been limiting myself to just using enough for one standard daisy chain adapter to handle.  But I could certainly use another distortion option and a really nice compressor pedal.  I just hate having so much clutter.

Also works to just mention the entire band.

Everyone bought all the damn water in Florida

so? you're next to an ocean and all the water you could want, ya dangus.

True, and who needs water when ya got bath salts!

Wouldn't ocean water require desalination though to render it drinkable? Not to mention extra filtration?

Not when your on bath salts!

There's about to be a fuck ton of water literally falling out of the motherfucking sky onto every square inch of Florida. Problem solved, you're welcome. Can I patent "put a container outside and let it fill with rain" because I think it's a billion dollar industry.