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One of my studio monitors has started making a strange noise and I was trying to ignore it/deny it but I've finally accepted it as reality and it makes me want to cry.

  On 1/17/2018 at 5:14 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

All I want is to buy a decent, comfortable pair of track pants, and yet somehow in the last 5 years or so the entire clothing industry decided that they're only going to make those stupid looking tapered ones with ankle sleeves.

incredibly, reading yr post and wondering how these pants look like, in that exact moment a dudebro wearingvsaid tapered trackpants walked by like a holographic encyclopedia entry. He looked like an idiot,

Recently my truck's transmission has started slipping on steep hills, won't engage at all, gas pedal does nothing. It could be a thousand things causing this, but I probably don't have the cash to fix any of it. I drive 40 minutes to work and will be totally stuck if my ride gives out, no buses get within at least a few miles of my house. doh

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I'm paranoid Squee's going to find out I've been stealing his clients

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

boss just asked me to stay a bit late because he has an appointment to get his haircut. 

 

not that we recently had a talk about letting me know day before or early in the day when we are to deviate from the norm of the schedule. 


  On 1/18/2018 at 9:34 PM, Braintree said:

Can't find a third band to play a gig with my punk band so the event may be canceled. Wish the other guys in the band would get off their asses.

 

just switch up instruments and make up some shit and you'll be the 3rd band. beastie boys used to open for themselves all the time apparently. 

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Or drum machine + distorted bass + scream some vaguely subversive sounding things.  Then give it a fun name like Renegade Fist Destroyer or Disgusting With Salsa.

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Haha, that's a fun idea, but doesn't help me put more butts in seats. We need at least 50 people to come to be invited back.

 

I love being in this band, it's just hard motivating the other guys to get shit done. The drummer is in another band that's pretty successful and takes up most of his time and the other two don't often leave their fucking house.

introvert rockers?  :wacko:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

fwp

 

rick-astley

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Yeah actually I had a very similar problem with one of my bands.  Three of us were total introvert home bodies, and the other guy was out of control with drinking and drugs and probably pissed off more people than he made friends with... so getting people out to shows was just never going to happen.  Everyone was really bad when it came to responding about important things (jams, demos, shows, etc.).  We're about to take another crack at it though, and the guy who was the crazy partier has been sober for 2 years and has really upped his make-things-happen game.  I'm optimistic.  They're all stellar musicians, so if we can just keep our eye on the prize things should work out.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

This is somewhat late to post, but I scorched a bag of microwave popcorn last night. Smoke came out of the bag as soon as I opened it and it smelled like burnt cardboard the rest of the night. Good thing the fire alarm didn't sound.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

thats ok

 

  On 1/20/2018 at 10:29 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

amdrunkforfirsttimeinalongtime-stillcantusespacebarinforumusingmsedge

 

 

soak up with a hearty breakfast brunch, sorted, plus any excuse for bacon

 

 

  On 1/20/2018 at 6:43 PM, ambermonk said:

This is somewhat late to post, but I scorched a bag of microwave popcorn last night. Smoke came out of the bag as soon as I opened it and it smelled like burnt cardboard the rest of the night. Good thing the fire alarm didn't sound.

 

 

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/microwave-popcorn

  On 1/20/2018 at 7:33 PM, sweepstakes said:

Stovetop popcorn whoops microwave popcorn's ass as long as you can ventilate (the aroma is pretty dank).

 

For some reason I'm hearing this in Wesley Willis's voice

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

People on here and facebook keep posting New York Times articles that I can't read unless I subscribe to NYT.  Does literally everyone else have an account to the NYT for some reason?  And is there a good reason why it's more popular than the thousands of other online news outlets?

  On 1/18/2018 at 10:30 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

I'm paranoid Squee's going to find out I've been stealing his clients

 

OHMAHGAWD!

  On 1/20/2018 at 10:29 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

amdrunkforfirsttimeinalongtime-stillcantusespacebarinforumusingmsedge

 

FWS - stop using ms edge.

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Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

but... but.... it seems to run so much faster than chrome on my comp for some reason.

 

I'll use chrome just for the watmms like I am now =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Use the new Firefox. Much better than both.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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