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The rock monsters in the museum keep smashing me into a puddle of blood in Dead Space 2. What's the point in even playing? I know they're just going to kill me again. So much for my potential favorite video game of 2011. Fallout: New Vegas was working out just fine until the bug appeared that wouldn't let me load any of my games. Best bug of all time by the way.

  On 7/25/2011 at 11:13 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The rock monsters in the museum keep smashing me into a puddle of blood in Dead Space 2. What's the point in even playing? I know they're just going to kill me again. So much for my potential favorite video game of 2011.

 

:lol: what the fuck? rock monsters? museum? did we even play the same game?

 

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Fallout: New Vegas was working out just fine until the bug appeared that wouldn't let me load any of my games. Best bug of all time by the way.

 

that bug is Games for Windows Live

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

i couldn't poop for like four days, and of all days, today—the day i go out to meet up with an old friend and pick up green from him—it all comes crashing down. he only had one napkin at his place. even then, i barely made it back to my apartment.

 

LIVING ON THE EDGE

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Guest Ominous
  On 7/26/2011 at 4:40 AM, KY said:
  On 7/26/2011 at 4:38 AM, Ominous said:

My 3G cuts off at work and I can't stream though Audiogalaxy too_sad.png

lol i thought audiogalaxy only existed in third world countries at this point

 

And 3G too right? Busted!

my talkbox died (again).

 

my new album needs one more track but i can't fucking seem to finish it.

 

i've only got one star wars popsicle left.

 

i found a note on the windshield of my car (that was parked outside the entrence to my apartment building) that said "dear neighbour, don't park here again or we'll report you. sincerely, your neighbours". assholes.

 

my fatass cat won't shutup because i won't give her any more cat candy.

 

:angry: :angry: :angry:

 

also i'll probably be unemployed within 2-3 weeks (which is sort of a good thing too since i can't fucking stand being a taxidriver for much longer).

:cerious:-1
  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 7/26/2011 at 3:49 AM, usagi said:

:lol: what the fuck? rock monsters? museum? did we even play the same game?

 

It's not a particularly museum-y museum, but I believe that's what the level's supposed to be... and I don't know if it's rock, but it's some kind of hard exoskeletal shit that makes them all bad-ass.

there ain't no museums, you're probably in the church. in which case the "rock monsters" sound like Stalkers, those things that hide around corners and charge you head-on suddenly.

 

stasis. upgrade it and use it. shoot the limbs.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Guest MortstoX

I decided to have a delicious salad for lunch yesterday, to be like healthy and stuff, and after work my wife told be she made a delicious salad for dinner. So today, I'm a type five, instead of the normal type three or four. I'm a meat-eater I can't eat two salads in one day.

Guest Coalbucket PI
  On 7/26/2011 at 4:40 AM, KY said:
  On 7/26/2011 at 4:38 AM, Ominous said:

My 3G cuts off at work and I can't stream though Audiogalaxy

lol i thought audiogalaxy only existed in third world countries at this point

It turned into something new, now it streams your music library from your computer to your phone

Another pair of earbuds broken - just sitting on the skytrain, and all of a sudden the left ear doesn't work. They must make the wires out of goddamned gelatin. I've never wrapped these around the device, never had them tangled in a knot and never stretched them unnaturally. And I don't have money to buy a new pair. Fuck.My.Life.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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