stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I grew up playing soccer so i understand peoples love for watching team sports. The game was really bad though, the sportcasters were calling it the most boring superbowl ever, i mean there was only one touchdown! It was the lowest scoring superbowl ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gomxkVf0FcA

Super kawaii!

  On 2/5/2019 at 8:19 AM, yek said:

I grew up playing soccer so i understand peoples love for watching team sports.

Playing sports I get. But even when I played hockey watching hockey was pretty boring.  Watching Mr. Slippers was pretty good though.  

  On 2/5/2019 at 6:32 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 2/5/2019 at 5:34 AM, yek said:

Is there anybody here that watched the entire Superbowl? That was boring as fuck. Even the halftime show...

 

I've never even watched a whole period of a Football game (that's soccer for you brits).  Is it even called a period in football?  Watching sports is something that leaves me scratching my head.  It's like, I enjoy eating pizza but I'm not really that interested in watching other people eat pizza.  ...well alright, if their were a television show dedicated to people eating pizza I'd probably watch that on occasion.  But does that mean there should be a Pizzabowl?  Probably. 

 

I'd watch the shit out of that

best you get is a pizzaball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0

realising that my new pack of paper towels are the wide sheets not the thin sheets.

just read this & the logic of the people involved was a fw-problem

let Karl from down the road explain:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46306372

My office heat system is weak, and my massaging heat pad is too warm to sit on comfortably all day, and too loud to leave the massage function on when I'm on the phone.

lol that is a true FWP.

  On 2/6/2019 at 2:12 AM, yek said:

realising that my new pack of paper towels are the wide sheets not the thin sheets.

Hate that.  So much extra tearing involved, makes me feel like a savage.

  On 6/21/2018 at 6:41 PM, span said:

Here's my infamous unofficial tracklist + meaning of each track hope you like it

 

 

10. macaeroni - rain that looks like applying for 30 jobs and getting zero replies

 

henceforth I will express all of my thoughts by way of cross-post quoting.

theres a bit of introspection on that shitpost

This sketch was rejected for a soundtrack. I really liked it :(

  On 7/14/2011 at 3:38 AM, KY said:

hey guys,

 

just curious what kinds of first world problems you're all dealing with at the moment.

 

for me, fucking indietorrents isn't working so i have to use other methods of freely acquiring music on my nice imac. FUCK.

and i got a fucking hoagie/sub/sandwich from the local bodega/convenience store, and they put too much mayo on it. GODDAMMIT.

Wifey talked me into getting the kiddos vaccinated, now I'm gonna have to see them grow up all tarter sauce : (

serious? 

get. your. kids. vaccinated. 

anyway.. i'm exhausted.  i long for having no schedule and nothing to think about but my whims. health problems are boring. my dishwasher is full of clean dishes so now the dirty ones are just piling up in the sink until i feel like emptying the dishwasher. 

  On 2/7/2019 at 12:35 PM, Drum Up said:

 

  On 7/14/2011 at 3:38 AM, KY said:

hey guys,

 

just curious what kinds of first world problems you're all dealing with at the moment.

 

for me, fucking indietorrents isn't working so i have to use other methods of freely acquiring music on my nice imac. FUCK.

and i got a fucking hoagie/sub/sandwich from the local bodega/convenience store, and they put too much mayo on it. GODDAMMIT.

Wifey talked me into getting the kiddos vaccinated, now I'm gonna have to see them grow up all tarter sauce : (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5L2yPufoM

...?!

PS. Homer suddenly throwing shit at that guy is amazing.

  On 2/8/2019 at 12:05 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 2/7/2019 at 12:35 PM, Drum Up said:

 

  On 7/14/2011 at 3:38 AM, KY said:

hey guys,

 

just curious what kinds of first world problems you're all dealing with at the moment.

 

for me, fucking indietorrents isn't working so i have to use other methods of freely acquiring music on my nice imac. FUCK.

and i got a fucking hoagie/sub/sandwich from the local bodega/convenience store, and they put too much mayo on it. GODDAMMIT.

Wifey talked me into getting the kiddos vaccinated, now I'm gonna have to see them grow up all tarter sauce : (

...?!

 

PS. Homer suddenly throwing shit at that guy is amazing.

 

it was a satire joke. Wish I had a wife!

getting back to the thread, though: Whole Foods was all out of seedless cucumbers today. Why even make a salad with supper now? GODDAMMIT!

seeds!!!  gah. the horror!!!  ;)

my boss got locked out of his house w/o his phone and only wearing a robe in 30 degree weather. i guess no neighbors were home and he couldn't find a way in so he pitched a rock through his large back porch window. poor bastard.  i'm sure that'll be an easy $1k to fix. 

tomorrow night is the store's 2 year anniversary party/show. todd barton, joseph paillo, daniel menche will be performing. and there's also an art show in conjunction. 

everything feels extra tarded today. the afroduetsche record is getting me through the shit show so far. 

i have to go to the store to stock up for the next 5 days because we're gonna get snow starting friday night which likely means saturday will be a snow day. but the store will also be a shit show. 

My farts smell like a dirty fish tank. It somehow must be that massive burrito I had for lunch.

  On 2/8/2019 at 12:32 AM, ignatius said:

seeds!!!  gah. the horror!!!  ;)

 

my boss got locked out of his house w/o his phone and only wearing a robe in 30 degree weather. i guess no neighbors were home and he couldn't find a way in so he pitched a rock through his large back porch window. poor bastard.  i'm sure that'll be an easy $1k to fix. 

at "30 degrees" he shouldn't need a robe

lol 

  On 2/8/2019 at 3:26 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 2/8/2019 at 12:32 AM, ignatius said:

seeds!!!  gah. the horror!!!  ;)

 

my boss got locked out of his house w/o his phone and only wearing a robe in 30 degree weather. i guess no neighbors were home and he couldn't find a way in so he pitched a rock through his large back porch window. poor bastard.  i'm sure that'll be an easy $1k to fix. 

 

at "30 degrees" he shouldn't need a robe

 

you're in the upside down place though. or perhaps the USA is since we're the ones all up in the fahrenheit 

lol clesius 

Clesius, the Slackjawed Yokel