stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 4/15/2019 at 11:54 PM, yek said:

Pop some uppers

Now I want some :( someone pls pm me some speed.

mumble rap is outa hand

So this cat I've accidentally been feeding as it's not the manky fur one I was I was trying to help, was waiting outside my house this morning and just walked straight in and went up the stairs and started meowing like "oh hia good morning, I live here now".

I put it outside of course, and gave it more food (maybe not such a good idea but anyway), and I'm wondering now if it's a pregnant stray? My friend is coming over tonight so she can check as she knows more about this kind of thing than me. Eurgh!

well, i dont know much about cats, but i do know if you feed them then yeah, they will definitely come back.

lolz. i was sitting on the toilet the other day with the door open and some unknown cat just walks through my living room. it looked like the cat upstairs but larger so for a split second i was just confused (because that cat is an indoor cat). i yelled at it and it bolted out.

get outta my house. why i otta !

this is why I'm usually very reluctant to take people's advice, as it has a tendency to blow up in my face.  

The girl I'm dating said she was in the hospital last week. Haven't heard from her since Saturday. Her phone is off and I have no way of getting in touch. Getting quite worried now...

Supercollider has me dreaming big and about ready to sell half my gear, but I'm still quite incompetent at it and getting frustrated by really dumb problems that I seem to be equally incompetent at googling.

Drunk PMed someone I shouldn't have last night. Feel very foolish. Luckily IG lets you unsend messages, hopefully before they had time read it. I need a drunk lock on my phone, seriously. 

Officially drunk myself sober, realised I post the shitest of shit.

Maybe time to actually post some self made tunes.

Sorry double post syndrome (can't seem to edit anymore)...

Brainwaltzera is pretty lame...

Wrong thread should be in the success one...

  On 4/18/2019 at 1:14 PM, MDM Chaos said:

Drunk PMed someone I shouldn't have last night. Feel very foolish. Luckily IG lets you unsend messages, hopefully before they had time read it. I need a drunk lock on my phone, seriously. 

Yes, I saw it. No, I don't want to buy your collection of replica Elvis sideburns.

  On 4/17/2019 at 9:15 PM, Braintree said:

The girl I'm dating said she was in the hospital last week. Haven't heard from her since Saturday. Her phone is off and I have no way of getting in touch. Getting quite worried now...

She finally got back to me. Apparently they took her phone so she would rest. Way to give a guy a heart attack.

I'm really glad to hear she's OK, hopefully she'll be up-and-at-them soon and talking you into buying my Elvis Sideburns. I may even throw in a chunk of the last burger he ever ate! 

I found a centipede in my house while i was mopping the floor so i smashed it repeatedly with my sandal while yelling "sorry".

Flol

Flol

I'm sure the sorry made it feel OK about the whole thing.

got too drunk last night. trying not to throw up

Very Canadian of you to apologize whilst killing. =)

I'm trying to get into heaven, I need all the brownie points I can get.

  I did the exact same when I accidentally on purpose stepped on a spider the other day.

XD

Been avoiding the "albums recently listened to" thread because I know it will just open a whole new can of worms.  If I start participating I'll get way too into it.

I put more than minimum effort into a post in the 'albums recently listened to' thread in the hopes that Zephyr_Nova would check out the album I posted.