stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 9/19/2019 at 5:18 PM, MadameChaos said:

OK so I'm about to overshare massively, but I either write it here or in a drunk text to the person it's about. So here goes.

I've fallen head of heels for this much younger guy, who has no fucking idea I feel this way. And now he's started seeing someone else and it's fucking killing me.

Every time there is an event which could lead to something happening between us (again), I get horrifically drunk out of stress, and of course destroy my chances.

FML. 

Thank you for listening.

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Well he's obviously a crazy fool!

I 'overshare' (if that's what you call it) all the time on watmm. Pretty sure watmm acts like a bleed valve for me (when I'm horrifically drunk). It's a good thing. Sometimes lol.

Edited September 20, 2019 by beer badger

Edited yesterday at 01:14 AM by J3FF3R00

  On 9/20/2019 at 10:08 PM, beer badger said:

Well he's obviously a crazy fool!

I 'overshare' (if that's what you call it) all the time on watmm. Pretty sure watmm acts like a bleed valve for me (when I'm horrifically drunk). It's a good thing. Sometimes lol.

So I accidentally told him I love him!! This is either going to go really well or get extremely awkward. I'll let you know later! On a romance tip y'all!

  On 9/9/2019 at 10:29 PM, hello spiral said:

Yeah I spend 90% of my time on there handing out put downs tbh *sigh*

I had to leave online dating as I got addicted to trolling people on there. 99% idiots IMO.

<—— dares male online daters to use a Dominic Cummings pic as their av

so bald, so slight/sleight, so salty & always cumming

I've lost.... my favourite glasses. 

First mortgage payment at the end of the week. Fuck me.

I grated all the skin off the top of my left foot

  On 10/2/2019 at 9:15 PM, hello spiral said:

I grated all the skin off the top of my left foot

stop wearing flip-flops tho.

nay

I just took some 3 meo pcp, hope i don't cut off wiener fam

  On 10/3/2019 at 4:48 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

I just took some 3 meo pcp, hope i don't cut off wiener fam

Thoughts and burgers man, thoughts and burgers. Don't listen to any ye.

new iOS is annoying as fuck w/all it's little animated bubbles.  also, of course it kills the battery in my older phone. 

  On 10/3/2019 at 7:19 PM, ignatius said:

new iOS is annoying as fuck w/all it's little animated bubbles.  also, of course it kills the battery in my older phone. 

And Dark Mode is still too bright.

  On 10/3/2019 at 7:04 PM, chenGOD said:

Thoughts and burgers man, thoughts and burgers. Don't listen to any ye.

Bless I survived and didn't do anything stoopid, no ye was played
Listened to that new mike patton's corpse flower, fuckin heaven

No work for me today but my co-worker didn't tell me so I went all the way there 

I guess it got me out of the house and I bought corn nuts...

And a i bought a big turk which wasn't what I thought it was. What type of person would like these things. Arg

made a boring track. 

That fuckin Smash Mouth song from Shrek has been stuck inside my head the last few days like a parasite. Get it out GET IT OUT

  On 10/5/2019 at 5:54 AM, ambergonk said:

That fuckin Smash Mouth song from Shrek has been stuck inside my head the last few days like a parasite. Get it out GET IT OUT

i'm sure there's at least one merzbow performance/track on youtube to mental floss you. 

Edited October 5, 2019 by ignatius

Impulsively bought myself a ticket for an electronic all day festival a month ago. It's today and I can't be fucked tbh. 

  On 10/5/2019 at 5:54 AM, ambergonk said:

That fuckin Smash Mouth song from Shrek has been stuck inside my head the last few days like a parasite. Get it out GET IT OUT

this might help

  On 10/5/2019 at 11:05 AM, Squee said:

this might help

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This song made me cut my wiener off.

  On 10/5/2019 at 11:05 AM, Squee said:

this might help

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It did, a little. But it would help slightly more if it in were C#.

EDIT: Just got an idea. Might just make a butchered remix for revenge sake if nothing else.

Edited October 5, 2019 by ambergonk
Shrek is a Trojan horse

Just in case anyone was wondering, my earlier issue went totally shitshaped. Why break the habit of a lifetime?

  On 10/5/2019 at 10:46 AM, hello spiral said:

Impulsively bought myself a ticket for an electronic all day festival a month ago. It's today and I can't be fucked tbh. 

I went and Oval was quite good. Also an act I'd never heard of before kicked arse.

New FWP: I wake up most days to see I've posted some very cringy shit on my IG story the night before when drunk