stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I envy inanimate things. They're inanimate

I started writing an envy related joke but it was too stupid so I stopped.

  On 12/19/2019 at 1:27 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I started writing an envy related joke but it was too stupid so I stopped.

you're a better they than the rest of us

Not willingly though...right?

i'm in miami. 

Definitely hang out with Otto Von Schirrach while you're there.

  On 12/19/2019 at 12:30 AM, auxien said:

 

I enjoy your envy.

Wasn't able to go to a gig last minute (wasn't able to sell ticket either) so paid £25 to not turn up to a gig.

I have access to too many video games, books, music, movies and tv shows that I want to consume, so I end up not enjoying any of it. I have years and years and years of non stop entertainment queued up. Yay

  On 11/23/2019 at 1:57 AM, Braintree said:

I've been sick for a week and feels like it will go through the weekend.

I haven't been sick at all this year. This is my fwp. I kinda want that time off work to lay on the sofa all muzzy headed watching trash horror movies.

  On 12/19/2019 at 7:29 PM, Gocab said:

I have access to too many video games, books, music, movies and tv shows that I want to consume, so I end up not enjoying any of it. I have years and years and years of non stop entertainment queued up. Yay

I relate with this.  I find myself looking forward to the next thing(s) while I'm in the middle of consuming the first thing.   I am successfully enjoying digging through the Bowie discog again though.

  On 12/19/2019 at 7:41 PM, hello spiral said:

I haven't been sick at all this year. 

Same boat.  I'm not sure what happened to my immune system, because my entire life prior to the last couple years consisted of one cold that lasted an entire month after another.  Now I'll start feeling a cold coming on one morning, and it's vanquished by afternoon never to be heard from again.  Def an FWS for me though.  

Just yell at the two year old: "Stop having night terrors!", and hit them with the beer bottle if they don't obey

Damn, the usage of they as a singular pronoun is weird.

Got a ticket to a show tonight but I don't feel like going.

Was going alone anyway so I'm not letting anyone down or anything.

Why does this even feel like a problem? I just want to lie on the couch and forget about it.

  On 12/22/2019 at 6:26 PM, manmower said:

Got a ticket to a show tonight but I don't feel like going.

Was going alone anyway so I'm not letting anyone down or anything.

Why does this even feel like a problem? I just want to lie on the couch and forget about it.

Maybe because you spent money on the ticket or initially really wanted to go as you bought it a while back?

  On 12/22/2019 at 6:26 PM, manmower said:

Got a ticket to a show tonight but I don't feel like going.

Was going alone anyway so I'm not letting anyone down or anything.

Why does this even feel like a problem? I just want to lie on the couch and forget about it.

why do things

when you can just not do things

that's what i say

  On 12/22/2019 at 6:26 PM, manmower said:

Got a ticket to a show tonight but I don't feel like going.

Was going alone anyway so I'm not letting anyone down or anything.

Why does this even feel like a problem? I just want to lie on the couch and forget about it.

You will inevitably feel bad about it and regret it. Something to look forward to.

I'm on a Boards of Canada bender... I don't know if I'll ever come out of it the same. 

Had 2 coffees and a coke, now I'm really tired.

Christmas

I was given a $1500 bonus. Grand, right?* Except that they've owed me $7,000 for about eight months, and there's still no sight of it.

I just got neoliberalism'd

*more like grand and a half ROFLFLOL

ongoing bushfires since September; almost 4 million hectares burned; most of it national parks & forests )):: 

More of a serious all world problem really.  God, can you imagine what that thread would look like?

SFWP: the sound of children playing outside.

gained a few lbs lately and i cant stop doing stuff like ordering pizza randomly cuz im drunk

  On 12/24/2019 at 6:58 AM, mushroom said:

gained a few lbs lately and i cant stop doing stuff like ordering pizza randomly cuz im drunk

Amen man, I'll eat to that. 

Pages of pages of Christmas themed porn... I can't get off to this shit.