stupid first world problems you're dealing with

that sucks arse

Guy behind the counter giving me my large pizza walk-in deal didn't give me the coke that came with it and I didn't notice. Probably for the best tbh.

if you want to get broke really fast, turn on data roaming in switzerland. 5 MB!!! = 71€ (59£/77$)

It's 1:45am and the neighbour's dog has been barking constantly for the last 20 minutes.  That's just when it happened to wake me up, for all I know this has gone on for a couple hours.  This is what I get for going to bed early I guess.  First time this has ever happened in the couple years I've been here... on both the dog barking front and me going to bed before midnight.  Fuck.  Did my neighbour's die?  Surely they would have noticed by now if they were alive.  FWP #2 my neighbour's are probably dead.  I wish I was dead too so I could lie here without the constant dog barking.

*Holy shit guys - it stopped as soon as I posted this!  Neat.

  On 2/28/2020 at 10:56 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

It's 1:45am and the neighbour's dog has been barking constantly for the last 20 minutes.  That's just when it happened to wake me up, for all I know this has gone on for a couple hours.  This is what I get for going to bed early I guess.  First time this has ever happened in the couple years I've been here... on both the dog barking front and me going to bed before midnight.  Fuck.  Did my neighbour's die?  Surely they would have noticed by now if they were alive.  FWP #2 my neighbour's are probably dead.  I wish I was dead too so I could lie here without the constant dog barking.

 

 

*Holy shit guys - it stopped as soon as I posted this!  Neat.

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This means you are dead now. This is heaven.

RIP

Welcome

"When I Die

I'm going straight to Heaven

because Right Now

I'm Living in Hell"

-heard recently, can't remember where though, from a documentary maybe?

It occurred to me that I may have died, and the afterlife is a continuation of my life as I remember it but without a dog barking at 2am.  I'm glad you all died with me so we can enjoy heaven together.  

@Zephyr_Nova Christ, I had the same problem this morning. Woke up to take a piss at 5:45am and the dog went off next door. Didn't stop til like 7:30am. Meanwhile, I'm questioning the morality of jumping their fence and releasing it into the park.

  On 2/25/2020 at 11:41 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Guy behind the counter giving me my large pizza walk-in deal didn't give me the coke that came with it and I didn't notice. Probably for the best tbh.

there's more sugar in a 12oz can of coke than like 5 glazed donuts. 

  On 2/28/2020 at 11:19 PM, Braintree said:

@Zephyr_Nova Christ, I had the same problem this morning. Woke up to take a piss at 5:45am and the dog went off next door. Didn't stop til like 7:30am. Meanwhile, I'm questioning the morality of jumping their fence and releasing it into the park.

Damn, that's a long window of dog bark time.  Half an hour was reaching my tolerance threshold.  After which point... I guess bring a chair over to the fence, put headphones on and wank furiously while maintaining eye contact until barking stops.

  On 2/28/2020 at 11:29 PM, ignatius said:

there's more sugar in a 12oz can of coke than like 5 glazed donuts. 

That would explain this horrible cavity on my back molar (hopefully a root canal won't be required by the time I finally get in for my appointment, which is more than a month away).

I'm getting targeted ads about funeral services. I guess Google knows something I don't

Popular youtube channelers that make synth videos on new synths. Talk and talk, it's boring! I just wait for the jamming that's all I watch them for I want to hear what the stuff sounds like. 

Then the jamming is bad... What a waste.

random tobacco craving. 

procrastinating on stuff

existential dread probably election related.

Hot dog wieners come in jars of six. Hot dog buns come in packs of four. Capitalism sucks.

feeling like I'm arguing against 20 year old me on an internet forum 

Instagram bullshit

  On 2/29/2020 at 1:45 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That would explain this horrible cavity on my back molar (hopefully a root canal won't be required by the time I finally get in for my appointment, which is more than a month away).

I'm so paranoid about having tooth problems to the point that I've almost completely cut juice, fizzy drinks, sweets and chocolate out of my diet.

Way to go, milkface!

  On 3/3/2020 at 1:51 PM, IDEM said:

Way to go, milkface!

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but my friends always tease me when I always get tap water at restaurants and eat some nuts as a snack instead of crisps!

  On 3/3/2020 at 1:59 PM, milkface said:

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but my friends always tease me when I always get tap water at restaurants and eat some nuts as a snack instead of crisps!

No, not at all, I just found your nickname fitting for someone who doesn't drink juice or sodas. (milk jugs)

  On 3/3/2020 at 1:43 PM, milkface said:

I'm so paranoid about having tooth problems to the point that I've almost completely cut juice, fizzy drinks, sweets and chocolate out of my diet.

That's wise. I could easily cut pop/candy/chocolate out of my diet, but I gotta have my juice.

Also, I contacted a different dental clinic that could do the filling next week.  My tooth may still be salvageable!

  On 3/3/2020 at 12:57 PM, IDEM said:

Hot dog wieners come in jars of six. Hot dog buns come in packs of four. Capitalism sucks.

your hotdogs come in jars?