stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 4/2/2020 at 10:49 PM, chenGOD said:

What? Just have cameras in the cells. Guard site could be totally remote and the inmates would never know. 

They didn't have those in late 1700's when Bentham came up with the concept.

*but I think wearing those cool 80's shades with the lines across the lenses is an important addition for the gaurds.

  On 4/2/2020 at 10:49 PM, chenGOD said:

 inmates would never know. 

the idea is that inmates know and behave accordingly

We're all in a prison called mind

In Deus Ex, when you try to link up the Helios AI with the Aquinas Router (accessing the internet), the password is Panopticon.

Just add that to the things that Deus Ex predicted. Online surveillance.

  On 4/2/2020 at 10:58 PM, darreichungsform said:

the idea is that inmates know and behave accordingly

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  On 4/2/2020 at 10:50 PM, darreichungsform said:

What? Just have cameras in the cells. Guard site could be totally remote and the inmates would never know. 

What chenGOD means is that they'll never know if they're being watch or not therefore behaving accordingly... 

ZUCKERBERG MADE PAMOPIKOMP

Stupid first world panopticons prisoners are dealing with.

Wtf just happened to this thread

  On 4/2/2020 at 11:03 PM, Tim_J said:

Wtf just happened to this thread

As the world and reality slides into dystopian future with ever greater speed, the Stupid First World Problems thread will become a real-time log of the dystopian world and its inhabitants

  On 4/2/2020 at 11:00 PM, cichlisuite said:

In Deus Ex, when you try to link up the Helios AI with the Aquinas Router (accessing the internet), the password is Panopticon.

Just add that to the things that Deus Ex predicted. Online surveillance.

 

They were close, at least: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThinThread

  On 4/2/2020 at 11:03 PM, Tim_J said:

Wtf just happened to this thread

You did

I always thought about something like that... In the future where all civilization is lost, aliens will come to this world and instead of paintings in caves they'll find servers full of Facebook posts... 

Fuck this thread dudes:

https://forum.watmm.com/topic/85636-richard-d-james-soundcloud-a-gift-to-the-fans/?do=findComment&comment=2783336

  On 4/2/2020 at 11:03 PM, Tim_J said:

Wtf just happened to this thread

Foucault

  On 4/2/2020 at 10:58 PM, darreichungsform said:

the idea is that inmates know and behave accordingly

 

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Sorry, obviously I meant they would never know when they were being watched, just that they know they would be watched at some point. 
 

North Korea has that on lock by the way. Except they do it with humans in the village (or apartment complexes in the cities). There are multiple observers per site, but not even they know who the others are.

  On 4/2/2020 at 9:17 PM, Tim_J said:

I have data u dummy, i simply didn't know that there was speeds restrictions for wifi hotspots... First 1.5GBs full on speed (2MB/s), after thats 20kB/s...

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jfc forreal? that's some bullshit

  On 4/3/2020 at 9:29 AM, Gocab said:

jfc forreal? that's some bullshit

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Hey Pedro,

 

Just to keep you in the loop, we're working on getting you a direct download link. I will get it to you asap. 

 

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lol, they failed miserably at spelling Michael

Got yelled at by a cop yesterday for making a u-turn.

  On 4/2/2020 at 10:58 PM, Tim_J said:

We're all in a prison called mind

how many times can i fart into the same couch cushion before it disintegrates? 

Record each one until the full disintegration occurs, compile them together one after the other, then release a series of four albums called Disintegration Poops.

  On 4/3/2020 at 11:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Record each one until the full disintegration occurs, compile them together one after the other, then release a series of four albums called Disintegration Poops.

in the 90s i knew a recording engineer who had a mic/portable dat set up in his living room and whenever he or anyone else had to fart they'd fart into the mic and record to dat. he had like a 90 minute fart tape. he brought it in one day and we listened in the studio w/some other studio staff. hi-res recordings of all kinds of farts goes from to hilarious to mesmerizing in a short period of time. i left the room before i started to question my life choices too seriously. 

Huh.  i think this is actually a fairly common thing.  Joe Barressi did that for one of the bands he was recording, and each member left the session with their own cassette of studio farts.  Also New Order learned how to use their first sampler by experimenting with their farts (allegedly).