Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

Being attacked by a bear wearing a silly hat

when your sitting in a toilet then the walls fall down and a t rex eats u

Realizing you're actually a scarecrow taped to a bicycle.

cryptowen no just no

Tom Cruise pawing at your crotch.

when your riding on a video cam that shots fire then something flys at you and you need to jump of it then theres a camera shooting fire balls at u

choking on a kazoo.

speaking of kazoos what's that tuss song with the kazoo solo at the end

last rushup i bank 12 or something

having maynard sexually assaulting you while eating a double down and reciting the lyrics to hooker with a penis

edit: and a goat cooking pho in the background?

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:01 AM, Fred McGriff said:

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

I think if the ostrich was ending up doing this to you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFis4OhQCBI&feature=related

It would add to the funny and scary part of the chase.

Edit: sorry, had to edit. Found something better.

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:35 AM, jules said:

having maynard sexually assaulting you while eating a double down and reciting the lyrics to hooker with a penis

 

 

edit: and a goat cooking pho in the background?

are you implying that you would resist maynard's sexual advances?

A rhinoceros sucking your dick.

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

That ostrich just sounds like he's deciding furiously.

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:41 AM, Dropp said:

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:01 AM, Fred McGriff said:

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

 

I think if the ostrich was ending up doing this to you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFis4OhQCBI&feature=related

 

It would add to the funny and scary part of the chase.

what a magnificent cock!

also, the video you posted before the edit deserves reposting.

Three overweight women masturbating an elephant for artificial insemination in your backyard when you get home from work. Your wife pulls in the driveway 2 minutes later and sees you there, thinking you organized the whole event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY6gbGSTmOw

Imagine the ostrich doing the sound while watching the ostrich love video

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

Being attacked and incapacitated by a giant wild boar. The boar then proceeds to eat your legs slowly and stops when he's full, leaving you there without legs but still alive. After the boar wakes up from a snooze, he positions himself carefully and pushes out a large bog before wandering off. With no means to find help, to just sit there re-shaping the boar's poo back into some semblance of your legs, while sobbing.

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:05 AM, sup said:

when your sitting in a toilet then the walls fall down and a t rex eats u

yes this is now on my list

being suffocated by a really big fupa

also:

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vsnares diarhea on the stage, wow so cool

Finding your wife in bed with another man, realising only afterwards that it was with denis leary and she wasn't fucking him but strangling him and he is now dead.

lol

Getting caught in quicksand, even though everyone around you can walk over the sand normally, and all think you're playing a prank on them because c'mon, quicksand isn't real.