Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny

tumbling to your death down brownie mountain

Stumbling down queer-street from Lion's weakest punch.

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:01 AM, Fred McGriff said:

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

lsd

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:07 AM, Cryptowen said:

Realizing you're actually a scarecrow taped to a bicycle.

a fine example

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:57 AM, yek said:

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

tickle-induced aneurism

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:43 AM, Pennywise said:

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

This one got me.

Being Michael J Fox with Parkinson's Disease

realizing that ltm forums is a product of your imagination after all this time

passing a sticky hand like a kidney stone

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:43 AM, Pennywise said:

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

  On 7/20/2011 at 7:58 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:57 AM, yek said:

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

hahaha oh my god, i should give up

being anally raped by an orangutan

discovering 2012 is really the end of the world.

  On 7/20/2011 at 7:58 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:57 AM, yek said:

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

zoo zoo zoooooo!

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:23 AM, uptown devil said:

choking on a kazoo.

  On 7/20/2011 at 7:58 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:57 AM, yek said:

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

lol thief

crying to death when you realize the jokes on you

pretty much this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:08 AM, Gary C said:

Tom Cruise.

jerking off while bungie jumping

getting fisted by rosie odonnell

Being strangled to death by a clown. The clown stops mid-strangle & informs you he's just befouled his clownpants from exerting so much force in choking you. The two of you have a good chuckle over this wry turn of events, and then he finishes the job.

getting buried alive in a bucket of kfc

falling asleep whilst driving down the motorway late at night, but having a really nice dream about kittens and a village fete

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:23 AM, uptown devil said:

choking on a kazoo.

lol

Every cat in the world suddenly gets enlarged to 20 times previous size and then they naturally start hunting humans and playing with their new prey.

(this is actually an idea for a low budget short film. Title: Catastrophe)

  On 7/20/2011 at 10:22 PM, zazen said:

  On 7/20/2011 at 2:23 AM, uptown devil said:

choking on a kazoo.

 

lol

 

 

 

Every cat in the world suddenly gets enlarged to 20 times previous size and then they naturally start hunting humans and playing with their new prey.

 

(this is actually an idea for a low budget short film. Title: Catastrophe)

That sounds better than most movies.

A crazed doctor kidnaps you and two friends then joins you surgically mouth to anus to form a human centipede.