Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny

A union of disgruntled clowns decide to go on a shooting rampage in full costume through a major metropolitan area

diving into a lake only to realize that a rhino just pooped

If "Oedipus Wrecks" actually happened

Waking up at 4AM & Tom Hanks is sitting in a corner of your room in the dark eating a sandwich.

When I was younger we use to go garden hopping a lot. One time we thought we were busted when some angry guy burst out his backdoor so we hid behind his shed, but then he started to make growling noises like a dog obviously thinking that it was a fox scrambling around his garden. That was both scary and funny.

getting bearhugged by a mentally handicapped man with a huge erection

bonus points if he's crying

  On 7/21/2011 at 12:15 AM, tec said:

When I was younger we use to go garden hopping a lot. One time we thought we were busted when some angry guy burst out his backdoor so we hid behind his shed, but then he started to make growling noises like a dog obviously thinking that it was a fox scrambling around his garden. That was both scary and funny.

lol

  On 7/21/2011 at 12:15 AM, tec said:

When I was younger we use to go garden hopping a lot. One time we thought we were busted when some angry guy burst out his backdoor so we hid behind his shed, but then he started to make growling noises like a dog obviously thinking that it was a fox scrambling around his garden. That was both scary and funny.

This is good

  On 7/20/2011 at 11:53 PM, Velazquez said:

diving into a lake only to realize that the lake is frozen

lol

if joyrex sold watmm to the russians

  On 7/20/2011 at 11:53 PM, Velazquez said:

diving into a lake only to realize that a rhino just pooped

lol

  On 7/21/2011 at 12:01 AM, Cryptowen said:

Waking up at 4AM & Tom Hanks is sitting in a corner of your room in the dark eating a sandwich.

lol

  On 7/21/2011 at 12:18 AM, KY said:

getting bearhugged by a mentally handicapped man with a huge erection

bonus points if he's crying

lol