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in star wars why did darth vader become so many robot parts?

What's Darth Vader's favorite thing about Christmas?

  On 8/4/2011 at 1:10 AM, chaosmachine said:

What's Darth Vader's favorite thing about Christmas?

 

 

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SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooow...

 

lol keep it coming!!!

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There's a joke, said the voice, that my Jedi told me. A sentient visits a nearby farm and sees a barve in the front yard. The barve is wandering around on five legs--one leg has been amputated. The sentient in question, JoJo, asks the owner why the barve has had a leg amputated. "Well," says the owner, "let me tell you something about that barve. that's the smartest barve you've ever seen in your life, JoJo. That barve talks, he can fly a speeder, and he's great with the kids, keeps an eye on 'em when I'm out in the eld -- why, just a few weeks ago he rescued my youngest one from drowning." And JoJo says, "that's amazing! But what happened to the amputated leg?" The owner stares at JoJo. "Well, man, you don't eat a barve like that all at once!" Susejo laughed silently in the darkness, and the wall behind Fett rippled again. Boba Fett thought to himself, I wish I had a thermal detonator. I'd take you with me.

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/forbidden/236/barve.htm

The non joke thread was funnier.

George Lucas

Amazon jokes, guys!

C3PO, R2D2, and a garbage disposal droid walk into a cantina on Mos Eisley, and the bartender says 'what is this, some kind of joke?'

why do so many white suit guys protect darth vader when hes so evil

  On 8/4/2011 at 1:28 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Amazon jokes, guys!

 

Okay, this alone made the thread worth opening.

  On 8/4/2011 at 1:06 AM, sup said:

in star wars why did darth vader become so many robot parts?

 

 

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he couldent move his bones cuz he got DARTHRITIS

 

wait, what?

what does this mean? "so many robot parts"? darth vader? what?

WHAT

You guys wait

Chewing Tobacco

Chew Tobacca

CHEWBACCA

Hans Solo is keeping a gigantic talking lump of masticatable smokes on the Starship Falcon.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Yoda lay he.

Yoda lay he, who?

They killed Chewie, those fuckers.

yeah, that was the last star wars novel i bought -- never finished it. chewie's death was wanton and random; there was absolutely no buildup or meaning to it. the shark was jump'd

what did darth vader say to luke skywalker?

Y did han solo shoot that guy in Mos Eisley Cantina?

why did luke skywalker wanna get away so fast from that bar in star wars?

why was luke skywalker so gay?

:/

why did chewy chewbacca ?

  On 8/4/2011 at 2:10 AM, yek said:

why did chewy chewbacca ?

 

 

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because he's a wookie.

 

what programming language do they use on tattooine or however the fuck you spell it?

Luke: Darth Vader you killed my parents now I'm gonna kill you with a machine gun

Darth Vader: No Luke, I AM

Luke: what no

Darth Vader: woofwoof *shits on rug*

  On 8/4/2011 at 2:13 AM, LUDD said:

what programming language do they use on tattooine or however the fuck you spell it?

C++, with the band written in assembly for responsiveness

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?