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lumpenprol Grand Master

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What secret about princess leia did Luke discover that cooled his passion for her?

 

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Grand Master

MAXIMUS MISCHIEF

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  On 8/4/2011 at 1:46 AM, kaini said:

what did darth vader say to luke skywalker?

 

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wow thats so weird for some reason i actually read it in that guys voice before i even saw the picture HAH

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kaini Grand Master

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  On 8/4/2011 at 2:40 AM, LUDD said:

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

six, because they're really small.

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  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

Braintree Grand Master

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  On 8/4/2011 at 2:40 AM, LUDD said:

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Too goddamn many.

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YEK Grand Master

YEK

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  On 8/4/2011 at 2:40 AM, LUDD said:

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

none, ewoks eat light bulbs

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Fred McGriff Grand Master

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  On 8/4/2011 at 3:14 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

£5 to get into a squash court sized hall at the local leisure centre just to sniff stinkers and watch a dehydrated kenny baker pant like a dog, all because my friend is a star wars real fan.

 

i dont know what i just read, but i lolled hard

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Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

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chaosmachine Grand Master

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  On 8/4/2011 at 4:27 AM, TechDiff said:

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

 

lol.

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sneaksta303 Grand Master

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!!!!

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data Grand Master

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vader and r2 got together and then there was this abomination

 

 

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*knee slap drumroll*

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kaini Grand Master

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  On 8/4/2011 at 4:27 AM, TechDiff said:

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

 

i lost my fucking shit at this.

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  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Grand Master

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why

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dr lopez Grand Master

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this thread is quite good.

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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