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Lightsaber?

Why did young Obi-Wan Kenobi cross the street?

  On 8/4/2011 at 9:40 AM, gaarg said:

Why did young Obi-Wan Kenobi cross the street?

 

 

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Because it said so in the script

 

Best!

Followed by the felt your presence joke.

felt your presence is like waaaaay old duder

  On 8/4/2011 at 4:52 AM, LUDD said:

er....

 

 

ohmylol

i think it really works with the

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knock knock

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what's that?

buildup

that is well riced out

what's jar jar binks favourite soup?

what did jar jar binks say to the U.S. Marine?

jar jar binks?

  On 8/4/2011 at 11:53 AM, LUDD said:

felt your presence is like waaaaay old duder

yah ancient! only one I could think of..

R2D2: bbrrrrrpp woooooo beedlededeedle de wibblywibbly wheeeep?

C3P0: I don't know, why?

R2D2: widdlediddlediidle bleep bleep bloop woooooo wheeeeeoooip widdlediddlediidle doodle deepoooo!

What does Jar Jar Binks stand for?

lol i didn't know there was a droid called bollux

what's han solo's favourite chat up line?

hi i am so hard for you right now, i haven't been this stiff since that time with the carbonite.

  On 8/4/2011 at 4:27 AM, TechDiff said:

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

thats the only star wars joke I know, and I came here to post it.

  On 8/4/2011 at 2:51 AM, Fred McGriff said:

 

holy shit lol i didnt mean to do more star trek there

this is funnier than any of the actual jokes in this thread

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

  On 8/4/2011 at 7:56 PM, Braintree said:

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

 

 

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No, really, why. His name doesn't make any goddamn sense.

 

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:15 PM, KY said:

  On 8/4/2011 at 7:56 PM, Braintree said:

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

 

 

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No, really, why. His name doesn't make any goddamn sense.

 

It's pretty obvious: he's such an asshole that he couldn't get with Leia Orgasma for three fucking movies. Consequently, he'd have to go hand solo in some dark, musty corner of the MF.

That's not even me joking, it's fucking canon.

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:20 PM, baph said:

he'd have to go hand solo

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  On 8/4/2011 at 8:20 PM, baph said:

canon.

i remember the first time someone yelled at me for something that wasn't canon.

What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat pie with a spoon?

I think the only thing that this thread is missing, is a "that's what she said" joke.

  On 8/5/2011 at 12:55 AM, Dropp said:

I think the only thing that this thread is missing, is a "that's what she said" joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FahLNVYDKjo

knock knock

who's there?

c3po

c3po who?

i didn't know you could yodel...

  On 8/5/2011 at 7:33 AM, usagi said:

I only got this just today while my mind was rambling

does a rambly brain ever make it hard for you to fall asleep?