Unobvious Things That Delight You

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

sleeping with my pillow under my head with blankets on me

with a fan, and something going on

letting go of something or other

shaking my head

  On 2/29/2012 at 6:58 AM, ghOsty said:

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me

Watching Wheel of Fortune when everyone wins at least round. Or when the contestant who is obviously the least wealthy wins the vacation and/or the bonus round. A retail cashier did both last night.

  On 2/29/2012 at 7:04 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 2/29/2012 at 6:58 AM, ghOsty said:

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me

Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly.

^*at least one round

god I'm the fucking king of leaving words out...

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:09 AM, joshuatxuk said:

Watching Wheel of Fortune

  On 2/29/2012 at 7:04 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 2/29/2012 at 6:58 AM, ghOsty said:

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me

 

Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly.

How do you deal with a fart responsibly?

  On 3/11/2012 at 10:01 PM, plstik said:

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:09 AM, joshuatxuk said:

Watching Wheel of Fortune

  On 2/29/2012 at 7:04 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 2/29/2012 at 6:58 AM, ghOsty said:

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me

 

Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly.

How do you deal with a fart responsibly?

You know, released, pooted, let go, etc. Dealt as in "whoever smelt it dealt it."

  On 3/11/2012 at 11:37 PM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 3/11/2012 at 10:01 PM, plstik said:

  On 3/10/2012 at 3:09 AM, joshuatxuk said:

Watching Wheel of Fortune

  On 2/29/2012 at 7:04 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 2/29/2012 at 6:58 AM, ghOsty said:

being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief

that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me

 

Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly.

How do you deal with a fart responsibly?

 

You know, released, pooted, let go, etc. Dealt as in "whoever smelt it dealt it."

I see, totally forgot about that rule btw lol

A cleaned kitchen makes me happy. So much nicer to work in. (probably because of me being german and all...)

Also if you walk down the stairs to the metro and it arrives right on time. So you don´t have to stop or hurry up. You just approach it slowly, step right in and sit down the same time the doors are closing. Happened to me 5 times in a row last week. Amazing.

when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating.

-Placing down the last block in a minecraft creation that completes the symmetry required for my brain to be at ease with the structure.

-Coasting up onto a red light and having it go green before you have to touch the brakes.

-Phone stays charged exactly long enough over the weekend (mine is usually down to 5% sunday evening when I'm all done with my weekend activities).

-When paying cash and having the total being in 25 cent increments so the only change I have to worry about is quarters. Or having the total be on an even dollar so I don't have to bother with change at all.

-Ear wax on the q-tip.

-Blowing my nose and seeing big chunky boogers on the napkin. (I've been cleansed!)

-When listening to an album during a car ride and having it end exactly when I pull into the destination.

  On 3/12/2012 at 9:54 AM, Abstract Daddy said:

when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating.

YES, like when it suddenly stops chewing/nibbling, drops some foodbits from its mouth, then slowly turns around to look at you, with crumbs still around its mouth *melts*

  On 3/12/2012 at 2:06 PM, couch said:

-Ear wax on the q-tip.

-Blowing my nose and seeing big chunky boogers on the napkin. (I've been cleansed!)

-When listening to an album during a car ride and having it end exactly when I pull into the destination.

These ones are all biggies for me, except replace "car ride" with "walk" (and "pull into" with "reach").

Putting things in brackets.

urinating outside while under the stars even if there is a toilet close by

  On 3/12/2012 at 2:09 PM, iep said:

  On 3/12/2012 at 9:54 AM, Abstract Daddy said:

when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating.

 

YES, like when it suddenly stops chewing/nibbling, drops some foodbits from its mouth, then slowly turns around to look at you, with crumbs still around its mouth *melts*

It's one of life simple pleasures.

pocket zip drives used to be called clik! drives, until regular zip drive units started failing because of a 'click of death'

Peeling a bit of pith off an orange and a huge piece coming off instead with little effort.

I live for these moments.

I had it in my head that Bearsuit split up in 2005 but they didn't and there are records I haven't heard. could be shit.

Situating a difficult-to-fork food on top of an easy-to-fork food so that it's easier to fork the difficult-to-fork food. Current example being roasted onions on top of roasted beast.

Getting naked in a supermarket and puking on the articles while dancing Rubber Johnny

Napping back pressed to back.

today i took a shit in the ladies room down the office hallway in the monroeville mall in monroeville, pa.

also known as the mall from dawn of the dead.

i whistled "the gonk" the whole time.

it really made my day.

When a baby just stares at you and you stare back. Makes me feel like a creep and a kid again

Also, ripping off a huge chunk of dead skin. Something about it is really satisfying...

I burnt the roof of my mouth eating hot pizza, the raw skin feels weird in a good way when pressing my tongue on it.

whenever I see a yellow dhl truck i can feel the joy of anticipation for a new package to be delivered to me. (even if I haven´t ordered something).