Self promotional (watmm enspired) GAARG tumblr ms paint and more thingy

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holly fuck

  On 10/13/2011 at 9:28 PM, gaarg said:

Here I go again. I recorded sounds for the koala cartoon!

 

 

Essines, this one is for you!

:wub: :wub:

Alright, next challenge!

Give me something to draw in ms-paint. Please don't complicate, try to think of something quite simple and very wrong (example: remember the obese man vomiting and shitting babies?)

Jesus masturbating through his own stigmata.

  On 10/14/2011 at 8:30 PM, Root5 said:

Jesus masturbating through his own stigmata.

nice one sir.

"Oh god !!"

would make a good christmas-card...

I like the Gaarg christmas card idea.

It kinda was. A secret santa gave it to somebody (I wasn't any of them)

Ok, I'm still waiting for other suggestions, but in the meanwhile, I made another cartoon, that I uploaded on my tumblr.

A man feeding his penis via regurgitating pre-chewed food into the urethra like a bird feeding little bird babies.

A man having an abusive relationship with his penis.

a babby's head breaching a penile urethra, with a tentacle busting its way out of the babby head

  On 10/17/2011 at 5:05 PM, encey said:

a babby's head breaching a penile urethra, with a tentacle busting its way out of the babby head

I like this one. I can't really explain to myself how to do this and what exactly you were thinking there (because my english perception will alwasy be so so), but I'll try. Right now!

make 2 guys who are pooping on each other but when you look again it's oprah

rolf

Done. Check it out on tumblr.

  On 10/17/2011 at 8:53 PM, theSun said:

make 2 guys who are pooping on each other but when you look again it's oprah

If I could do that I already would.

Just showed up in my feed -- yours is even more brutal, as the babby breached feet-first! I imagined just the crown popping out, with the tentacle popping out of that, but this is even more extreme!!!

You made my day ... again!

beautiful

Fantastic work, sir.

Thank you for good ideas.

We can do this every day. Just post all the weird perverted violent stupid shit you think of and I'll draw the best of it.

jesus blowing a santa clause with tits.

  On 10/17/2011 at 10:19 PM, essines said:

jesus blowing a santa clause with tits.

+ they both have your beard!

A man eating a penis like a banana. Throw some poop in there, too.

I love you, gaarg.

Can you improve on one of mine? I can't draw for shit, but I had the idea of the sand worms from Dune being giant penises. So I did a shitty cover art version of God Emperor of Pune for one of the old wrong ms paint threads, with all those little people worshiping a giant penis-worm-man-god. I think the idea of a giant penis worm man god needs further exploration, but by someone who has actual talent.

and a giant penis worm god would obviously live in a sandy place, and you'd see the thing breaching in out of sand, but when the camera pulls back it's not sand but the dead skin of some even larger god-- a god who is just a vagina.

edit: lol, my idea sucks