The Human Body Carries 10 Times More Bacterial Cells Than Human Cells

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:21 AM, tauboo said:

  On 10/26/2011 at 8:36 PM, sirch said:

  On 10/26/2011 at 7:48 PM, tauboo said:

there was a weird news item on the radio that basically just said theres shit in peoples phones

 

there's shit everywhere!

i advise people not to flush their toilet before closing the lid after taking a dump.

especially if you leave your toothbrush out and nearby.

work doesn't have lids on the toilets but the bowl isn't that deep and the flush is really powerful. i guess the no lid thing is to simplify cleaning but it's actually pretty disgusting.

 

im considering just going down by the lake where the various types of birds shit and.. shit there i suppose.

 

at least i wouldn't hear someone else shit. the birds don't grunt whilst whilst they shit.

 

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:18 AM, fiznuthian said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:14 AM, tauboo said:

god that bacteria list is making me horny

 

It's possible to put kefir grains in your butt and have them colonize your intestine.. just sayin'

what about in my dick and colonize my balls?

your balls would make a poor substrate.. sorry

last time i let you near my balls. all you ever do is insult them in ways that i don't even understand.

Just rub some cane sugar on them, we'll rub some saccharomyces ceravisiae all around, let your balls ferment then get drunk

Just check out how many organisms are in kefir:

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Lactococci : 1,000,000,000

Leuconostocs : 100,000,000

Lactobacilli : 5,000,000

Yeast : 1,000,000

Acetobacter : 100,000

That's 1,106,100,000 cells capable of forming colonies in every milliliter.

One liter is 1,000 ml...

So in a liter of traditionally fermented kefir you could expect over 1 trillion organisms to potentially inhabit your gut.

And unlike most probiotics they're alive and happily consuming substrate until the moment you consume them.

come on, don't try to sugarcoat... my balls

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

We are the bacteria's puppets.

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:53 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

 

We are the bacteria's puppets.

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:53 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there's only two options, and those who know a bit about logical fallacies.

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  On 8/27/2012 at 2:59 AM, luke viia said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:53 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

 

 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there's only two options, and those who know a bit about logical fallacies.

 

 

 

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  On 8/27/2012 at 2:59 AM, luke viia said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:53 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

 

 

you think there's only two options, you know a bit about logical fallacies.

 

you don't need to get a phone, you need a phone that gets you, and you, and you

 

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  On 8/27/2012 at 1:54 AM, fiznuthian said:

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Species Lactobacillus

Lb. acidophilus

Lb. brevis [Possibly now Lb. kefiri]

Lb. casei subsp. casei

Lb. casei subsp. rhamnosus

Lb. paracasei subsp. paracasei

Lb. fermentum

Lb. cellobiosus

Lb. delbrueckii subsp. bulgaricus

Lb. delbrueckii subsp. lactis

Lb. fructivorans

Lb. helveticus subsp. lactis

Lb. hilgardii

Lb. helveticus

Lb. kefiri

Lb. kefiranofaciens subsp. kefirgranum

Lb. kefiranofaciens subsp. kefiranofaciens

Lb. parakefiri

Lb. plantarum

 

Species Streptococcus

St. thermophilus

St. paracitrovorus

 

Species Lactococcus

Lc. lactis subsp. lactis

Lc. lactis subsp. lactis biovar. diacetylactis

Lc. lactis subsp. cremoris

 

Species Enterococcus

Ent. durans

 

Species Leuconostoc

Leuc. mesenteroides subsp. cremoris

Leuc. mesenteroides subsp. mesenteroides

Leuc. dextranicum

 

 

Dekkera anomala / Brettanomyces anomalus

Kluyveromyces marxianus / Candida kefyr

Pichia fermentans / C. firmetaria

Yarrowia lipolytica / C. lipolytica

Debaryomyces hansenii / C. famata

Deb. [schwanniomyces] occidentalis

Issatchenkia orientalis / C. krusei

Galactomyces geotrichum / Geotrichum candidum

C. friedrichii

C. rancens

C. tenuis

C. humilis

C. inconspicua

C. maris

Cryptococcus humicolus

Kluyveromyces lactis var. lactis

Kluyv. bulgaricus

Kluyv. lodderae

Saccharomyces cerevisiae

Sacc. subsp. torulopsis holmii

Sacc. pastorianus

Sacc. humaticus

Sacc. unisporus

Sacc. exiguus

Sacc. turicensis sp. nov

Torulaspora delbrueckii

Zygosaccharomyces rouxii

 

 

Acetobacter aceti

Acetobacter rasens

the braindancer trac list on the warpy rephlex

Pro-biotix.. the next WATMM comp?

PRO FUCKING BIOTIX MAN

bump

my kluyveromyces marxianus

  On 8/27/2012 at 1:54 AM, fiznuthian said:

  On 8/26/2012 at 11:52 PM, luke viia said:

  On 8/26/2012 at 7:33 PM, fiznuthian said:

  On 8/26/2012 at 6:45 PM, luke viia said:

I've been eating EXTRA bacteria every day just to get my shit right, literally.

 

Probiotics?

 

Or fecal bacteriotherapy ? AKA Shit in a capsule..

 

Probiotics, yep. 2.25 billion sour little critters in every tablespoon. I hope they like it in my gut.

  On 8/26/2012 at 8:27 PM, fiznuthian said:

Anyone here willing to be my donor for fecal transplant? We can share poop and create an ultimate immune system..

 

))((

 

Hey you should try making your own kefir with kefir grains.. they're cheap and it only takes approx. 24 hours of fermentation to complete. Very quick and makes for a much cheaper, more effective probiotic anyway.. one quart of kefir usually has many billions of organisms.

I actually take some stuff called Inner-Eco (http://www.inner-eco.com/), it's a coconut water probiotic kefir, and it tastes fantastic (considering what it is). It's only $13 for a month+ supply too, though I will probably try making my own kefir some time. Didn't know it was so easy, so thanks for the heads up.

Also, ))(( should have been ))><((. My phone (which is not an HTC Desire, WTF?) apparently doesn't want me pooping back and forth, forever.

  On 8/27/2012 at 3:04 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:59 AM, luke viia said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 2:53 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

Do we live in a human made world or a bacterial made world. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

 

 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there's only two options, and those who know a bit about logical fallacies.

 

 

 

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The false dichotomy, ZOMNG!

I'll blame my douchey reply earlier on the phone; no way I was being such a sass. Mild manners are all I know.

That looks fantastic (i bet it does taste great too). 100 billion CFU in every tablespoon is impressive for a water kefir.

Makes those "Ultra Mega 50 Billion CFU blah blah" probiotic caps look like weaksauce..

Forgot to ask.. how's your digestion since you've been consuming them?

yeah man and the caps can be like $60 for a month supply! For $13 I think this stuff is a great bargain, if you see it in a health food store I recommend you grab a bottle!

edit: Oh, I see my phone has decided it's an HTC Glacier tonight. What a lying POS.

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:08 AM, luke viia said:

pooping back and forth, forever.

i've done this. proper digestion is very important, it's quit unpleasant to fart out the undigested foods. i eat the sauerkraut on regular basis and this seems to keep me in the right way

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:14 AM, fiznuthian said:

Forgot to ask.. how's your digestion since you've been consuming them?

Pretty good! My *digestion has been messing with me for years, so I finally decided to get proactive about things and have been eating more fiber (both in the form of psyllium husk caps and more straight veggies), and started taking probiotics about a month ago. I still have to experiment with my diet more to see if there's something else going on, but for now, feels good man.

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:22 AM, Redruth said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:08 AM, luke viia said:

pooping back and forth, forever.

 

i've done this. proper digestion is very important, it's quit unpleasant to fart out the undigested foods. i eat the sauerkraut on regular basis and this seems to keep me in the right way

Indeed it is very unpleasant, which is why I eat the bacteriums. Raw fruits and vegetables get ignored by my gut, it sometimes appears as if I've dropped a salad in the toilet. TMI?

do u chew well?

I like to think so.

Do you?

proper mastication is thirty-three cycles before swallowing. i don't always complete this perfectly but if your experiencing the tmi (heh) above, i'd pay attention, this may well be a good portion of the problem - that and good food combining with the fruits. however, with that in mind, your internal microbiology is most likely not in proper balance either, most people are quite damaged in this regard