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My jaw is strong and I masticate like I'm being paid by the bite, but thank you for your diagnosis. While we're talking, perhaps you would also be interested to know that I produce too much phlegm, does this interest you?

heh, i love phlegm. almost as much as i love acid

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:08 AM, luke viia said:

Also, ))(( should have been ))><((.

Fail.

))<>((

damnit

Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better.

if i asked u to save your phlegm and send it to me in the post would that be weird?

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:56 AM, luke viia said:

damnit

 

Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better.

No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other?

The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other.

Of course it would be weird, and I would happy to make it weirder. I will send you mystery phlegm and you can decide if you like it.

phlegm is a good name for a trac

  On 8/27/2012 at 5:00 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:56 AM, luke viia said:

damnit

 

Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better.

 

No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other?

 

The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other.

lol, good analysis, and point taken.

i love phlegm

  On 8/27/2012 at 5:00 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 8/27/2012 at 4:56 AM, luke viia said:

damnit

 

Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better.

 

No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other?

 

The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other.

Haha!

Luke, go buy you some dirty vegetables from the farmer's market and eat them.. or from your own pesticide free garden..

great way to get microbes in your gut that would happily digest them for you.

Definitely do not eat unwashed veggies from supermarkets..