I just came out

Anybody have any suggestions on how top stop your wife from crying at the sight of you? Even the inane surrealist ones typical of this forum are welcome, I'm posting this in large part to give myself a distraction from the fact that the one thing I never wanted anyone to know is now common knowledge...

a/s/l?

ive been duped on this forum before with this kind of thing, so im wary of giving support. but if youre being serious, good for you. i commend your courage, especially if youre married.. better late than suffering youre entire life..

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:19 AM, lumpenprol said:

a/s/l?

No, she already knows all that...

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:23 AM, Z_B_Z said:

ive been duped on this forum before with this kind of thing, so im wary of giving support. but if youre being serious, good for you. i commend your courage, especially if youre married.. better late than suffering youre entire life..

"Suffering" is not accurate, but when the talk about babies became serious, I realized it wasn't fair for her...

well whatever. good for you for not living a lie.

i consider myself haveing a decent grip of english but i just cant figure what ur saying "

I just came out"

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:29 AM, sup said:

i consider myself haveing a decent grip of english but i just cant figure what ur saying "

I just came out"

i am not a native english speaker and i do understand it pretty clearly

the gig was up when she read that in order to make a child, the penis has to enter the vagina....

maybe it is a non native secret code???

i understand now. u came out of the CLOSET

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:31 AM, sup said:

maybe it is a non native secret code???

This. Exactly this.

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:31 AM, lumpenprol said:

the gig was up when she read that in order to make a child, the penis has to enter the vagina....

Her vagina, actually...

completely serious question: were you actually able to have sex with her on a regular basis, and maintain an erection? Did you have to think about guys to do so? Did you have to pop viagra?

I've always been curious about this, as despite the reputation of the male sex for being brutish and rape-prone, in fact the erection is a fragile thing...if you don't want it, I imagine it's hard to fake it...

great job

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:38 AM, lumpenprol said:

completely serious question: were you actually able to have sex with her on a regular basis, and maintain an erection? Did you have to think about guys to do so? Did you have to pop viagra?

 

I've always been curious about this, as despite the reputation of the male sex for being brutish and rape-prone, in fact the erection is a fragile thing...if you don't want it, I imagine it's hard to fake it...

I like sex, but when I see a naked woman, I see fine art, not a sexual conquest. I'm not sure how I did it, but friction is not counterproductive when the goal is sex.

Why the hell should she care? What is your wife, some kind of homophobe?

  On 11/6/2011 at 5:18 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

but friction is not counterproductive when the goal is sex.

huh?

i gotta goto bed

  On 11/6/2011 at 5:25 AM, Z_B_Z said:

  On 11/6/2011 at 5:18 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

but friction is not counterproductive when the goal is sex.

 

huh?

Here, a wattmized version;

Eye liekz da rubbinz on the pen0x...

yeah im not even going to touch that. a myriad of various psychological things going on there,,

  On 11/6/2011 at 5:37 AM, Z_B_Z said:

yeah im not even going to touch that. a myriad of various psychological things going on there,,

Is this what passes for news in your locale?

I never claimed to be stable. My next phobia has always been a psychiatric evaluation...

hehe fair enough..

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:29 AM, sup said:

i consider myself haveing a decent grip of english

u are defianlty rite sup :sup:

  On 11/6/2011 at 4:38 AM, lumpenprol said:

completely serious question: were you actually able to have sex with her on a regular basis, and maintain an erection? Did you have to think aboto do so? Did you have to pop

viagra?

More directly, yes, no, and never tried the stuff. The sex was normal. Basic by porn standards...