YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ Edited March 19, 2012 by YO303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Yeah! They weren't from space, it was the ooze that made them what they are! Jerk face! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 he's gonna make them look all instead of ass Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 that's retarded fuck michael bay in his ass with no lube. can't believe he did that to ninja turtles >.< Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is such a serious piece of fiction that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Fuck you. The turtles are part of a lot of people's childhood, to me this is as important/serious as The Pope rewriting The Origin of Species. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Maybe the sewer ooze came from space. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) well, look at what he did to transformers. edit: autopilot Edited March 19, 2012 by data Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 3:31 AM, autopilot said: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is such a serious piece of fiction that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice the first movie was dark as fuck! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 3:33 AM, data said: well, look at what he did to transformers. edit: autopilot I tried but I couldn't make it all the way through the first film. If I'm not mistaken, people were also upset at him for not taking the giant fighting toy robots seriously enough. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 3:59 AM, data said: he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. .... theres porn with explosions in it? =O Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 4:00 AM, StephenG said: On 3/19/2012 at 3:59 AM, data said: he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically. .... theres porn with explosions in it? =O Yea it's bukake porn. Dick explosions. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 ejaculation / explosion tomato / tomahto Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YELLOW Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 3:16 AM, YO303 said: Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 4:04 AM, YELLOW said: On 3/19/2012 at 3:16 AM, YO303 said: Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing .. “When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.” Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester. Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/ am I the only one hearing clapping when I scroll past that Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 On 3/19/2012 at 4:17 AM, sirch said: fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303. How would you feel if Michael Bay goes to Plaid's house and starts raping them? That's how I feel right now, Michael Bay is raping my beloved turtles, have some sympathy man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) lol michael bay. an auteur in the truest sense of the word he went to my school and gave some money for an area of our new film building. I shit you not, it's called the "Bay bay" Edited March 19, 2012 by dr lopez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) ahem: auteur |ôˈtər| noun a filmmaker whose personal influence and artistic control over a movie are so great that the filmmaker is regarded as the author of the movie. if that's not michael bay then fuck you Edited March 19, 2012 by dr lopez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) On 3/19/2012 at 4:43 AM, kaini said: i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'. Well the thread's op is more about the rape of the Ninja Turtles than a general dislike for Michael Bay. Vague title is misleading I guess. Edited March 19, 2012 by YO303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/72525-fuck-michael-bay/#findComment-1778427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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