Fuck Michael Bay

Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing ..

“When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.”

Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester.

Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/

Yeah! They weren't from space, it was the ooze that made them what they are! Jerk face!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

he's gonna make them look all

instead of

ass

that's retarded

fuck michael bay in his ass with no lube.

can't believe he did that to ninja turtles >.<

Teenage

Mutant

Ninja

Turtles

is such a serious piece of fiction

that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice

Fuck you. The turtles are part of a lot of people's childhood, to me this is as important/serious as The Pope rewriting The Origin of Species.

Maybe the sewer ooze came from space.

well, look at what he did to transformers.

edit: autopilot

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:31 AM, autopilot said:

Teenage

Mutant

Ninja

Turtles

 

is such a serious piece of fiction

 

that it needs a real director who can do the source material justice

the first movie was dark as fuck!

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:33 AM, data said:

well, look at what he did to transformers.

 

edit: autopilot

I tried but I couldn't make it all the way through the first film.

If I'm not mistaken, people were also upset at him for not taking the giant fighting toy robots seriously enough.

he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically.

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:59 AM, data said:

he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically.

.... theres porn with explosions in it?

=O

  On 3/19/2012 at 4:00 AM, StephenG said:

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:59 AM, data said:

he took a beloved 80s kids show about cool robots and turned it into explosions and asses. so porn basically.

 

.... theres porn with explosions in it?

 

 

=O

ejaculation / explosion

tomato / tomahto

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:16 AM, YO303 said:

Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing ..

“When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.”

 

Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester.

 

Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/

lol

fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303.

  On 3/19/2012 at 4:04 AM, YELLOW said:

  On 3/19/2012 at 3:16 AM, YO303 said:

Michaek Bay on the new Ninja Turtles movie he is directing ..

“When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.”

 

Turtles from space??, are you fucking kidding?? what a fucking cock sucker cunt-faced jester.

 

Source: http://www.stuffweli...-ninja-turtles/

 

am I the only one hearing clapping when I scroll past that

  On 3/19/2012 at 4:17 AM, sirch said:

fuck this thread. and turtles. and 303.

How would you feel if Michael Bay goes to Plaid's house and starts raping them?

That's how I feel right now, Michael Bay is raping my beloved turtles, have some sympathy man.

lol michael bay. an auteur in the truest sense of the word

he went to my school and gave some money for an area of our new film building. I shit you not, it's called the "Bay bay"

ahem:

auteur |ôˈtər|

noun

a filmmaker whose personal influence and artistic control over a movie are so great that the filmmaker is regarded as the author of the movie.

if that's not michael bay then fuck you

i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'.

  On 3/19/2012 at 4:43 AM, kaini said:

i woulda thought 'fuck michael bay' was obvious enough to not warrant a thread, like 'water is wet' or 'gravity makes stuff fall'.

Well the thread's op is more about the rape of the Ninja Turtles than a general dislike for Michael Bay. Vague title is misleading I guess.