Fuck Michael Bay

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:19 AM, chenGOD said:

Michael Bay tells fans to chillax

he tells fans to skrillex?!~?!

wtf is this world coming to

so im on his side with this.

but the movie will suck. it was going to suck without michael bay tho because it's about teenage mutant ninja turtles.

  On 3/21/2012 at 5:21 AM, dr lopez said:

but the movie will suck. it was going to suck without michael bay tho because it's about teenage mutant ninja turtles.

The relentless juggernaut of the future continues to batter down our memories and thrust upon us deeply unsettling bastardisations of our dreams

What the christ

Oh look it's a talking turd.

*drinks heavily*

Weep for our fallen culture

Whatever. The original idea of the ninja turtles was a joke--I don't understand the nostalgia-fetishism that some "purists" seem to use as their justification for their penis-pounding masterbation fury at new attempts to make money on franchises designed to sell fucking toys and Pizza-Hut promotion tie-ins. Fucking A.

Because adulthood is degrading and scary.

I watch about 10 seconds of this at a time and start laughing

^^ I saw that shit live motherfuckers. LIVE.

i believe Raphael was using a nord modular and monomachine iirc

lol that gif is perfect

they look proper freaky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

This is all you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9XTyee8C8o

Damn that new trailer looks shit.

PIZZAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody once told me that bay was gonna troll me

those are the shrekest turts in the shed

kowabunga

it's all a joke. laugh, and drink. responsibly.

  On 3/27/2014 at 8:47 PM, feltcher said:

This is all you need.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9XTyee8C8o

 

Damn that new trailer looks shit.

and this

edit: and by responsibly i mean not at all responsible, in any way, sh

All you need:

Those faces will give kids nightmares. Especially Megan fox :D

To me it doesn't look that bad at all. It's the way there will be too much stupid action with no content and childish plot that makes me already not want to watch it. Too bad really.