Fuck Michael Bay

She's not.

  On 4/3/2014 at 1:13 PM, MadameChaos said:

Megan should be ashamed of herself for appearing in this turtle turd as the hired tits. When is she going to do some proper acting?

when hell freezes over.

Or ...

When there's proof of the existence of an hell upon which we may then proffer the concept of it succumbing into winter's glacial clutches all for the purpose of ridiculing an underwhelming maiden of the stage, whose presence is certainly among equals in that profligate production of the testudines kind.

Don't care, hot.

Actually, i truly believe in Megan, as she becomes older she will put some killer roles, like McConaughey.

maybe that's my problem amen lare, i've never found her attractive, so i can't just relax and let my dick do the talking.

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  On 4/3/2014 at 6:46 PM, delet... said:

maybe that's my problem amen lare, i've never found her attractive, so i can't just relax and let my dick do the talking.

 

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You should check for parasytes in your brain cellular clusters. Who's hot in your eyes? Among celebrities only, because it's the real talk.

  On 4/3/2014 at 1:13 PM, MadameChaos said:

Megan should be ashamed of herself for appearing in this turtle turd as the hired tits. When is she going to do some proper acting?

Her connection to Bay is creepy at best - supposedly she auditioned for Transformers by washing his expensive sportscar... (so I heard/read somewhere)

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:19 PM, Amen Lare said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 6:46 PM, delet... said:

maybe that's my problem amen lare, i've never found her attractive, so i can't just relax and let my dick do the talking.

 

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You should check for parasytes in your brain cellular clusters. Who's hot in your eyes? Among celebrities only, because it's the real talk.

 

Googles hot celebrities, cause no one comes to mind right now. I can tell you partially what turns me off about megan fox without going into an involved diatribe, which would settle the matter but i ain't got all day. So in brief.

She has a straightforward, plain visage, there's no quirky cute to her countenance, everything is patterned in an all-american fashion, a pattern of which i'm not particularly fond. It's the masculine length and bulge of her chin (slightly altered after surgery but i can't tell whether it's an improvement), the almond shaped eyes with their perfect lack of asymmetry, the high almost native american or irish cheek bones. I could go on but why annoy you any further, it's diversity of opinion about a mate that keeps the world overflowing with myriad choice in corporal dips and rises, happy surprises.

;-]

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:58 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 7:19 PM, Amen Lare said:

 

  On 4/3/2014 at 6:46 PM, delet... said:

maybe that's my problem amen lare, i've never found her attractive, so i can't just relax and let my dick do the talking.

 

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You should check for parasytes in your brain cellular clusters. Who's hot in your eyes? Among celebrities only, because it's the real talk.

 

 

 

Googles hot celebrities, cause no one comes to mind right now. I can tell you partially what turns me off about megan fox without going into an involved diatribe, which would settle the matter but i ain't got all day. So in brief.

 

She has a straightforward, plain visage, there's no quirky cute to her countenance, everything is patterned in an all-american fashion, a pattern of which i'm not particularly fond. It's the masculine length and bulge of her chin (slightly altered after surgery but i can't tell whether it's an improvement), the almond shaped eyes with their perfect lack of asymmetry, the high almost native american or irish cheek bones. I could go on but why annoy you any further, it's diversity of opinion about a mate that keeps the world overflowing with myriad choice in corporal dips and rises, happy surprises.

 

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You aren't annoying me, honestly i don't give a fuck about those bitches, fuck them all. Burn capitalism. Just interested in your aesthetic proposition. You can't deny there is a diversity out there. Jennifer Lawrence?

She's too american for me too. Sorry. To give you an overall conception of what triggers my hot genes, I don't generally like US pron girls but find an higher percentage of the eastern euro and russian ones cute. I think the anglo square face and it's derivatives with the solid ox body they tend to sit atop aren't really my bag.

And cheers for not being annoyed haha. I'm sure this particular post has got many others gunning for me though. /runs

NO MORE WHITE CHICKS.

Wow- The Turtles with classic faces looks really fucking good (the CGI paintover). Proof that The Turtles are meant to have that sad style kabuki mouth.

GREAT NEWS, EVERYBODY!

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Michael Bay's upcoming "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" reboot already finished filming and is scheduled to hit theaters on August 8th. But now comes word that a last minute change is being made to the cast.

Apparently Johnny Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub are being brought in to lend their voices to Leonardo and Splinter, respectively. The characters were actually played and voiced by Pete Ploszek and Danny Woodburn, but their contract only guaranteed them to physically perform the roles, giving Paramount Pictures the option to find a voice replacement.

It's not clear why the studio is doing this, but it's likely due to the film's unwelcome reception. Paramount is just giving fans another reason to see the reboot and hoping that all the changes to the Turtles' backstory and their looks will not keep moviegoers from seeing the film.

I like Monk. But Knoxville shouldn't be doing Hollywood things.

Brilliant

Needs more cum explosions and pizza

  On 4/4/2014 at 7:29 PM, fiznuthian said:

Needs more cum explosions and pizza

No, just more of this...

Wow, I've never liked turtles so much

  On 4/4/2014 at 7:34 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 4/4/2014 at 7:29 PM, fiznuthian said:

Needs more cum explosions and pizza

 

No, just more of this...

 

 

Tony Shalhoub as Shredder?!?!?! OOOOOOOkay, okay, ok.

OKAY.

I figured this shit out: The kids who grew up with TMNT-- they are a huge influential force in this world right now, because they are the ones working and working their way up the bullshit society ladder or whatever the fuck. But anyway, to influence these people, is to influence the now to a certain extent. Influencing children changes the future-- influencing TMNT now-adults, is influencing now. So anyway- fuck- this has got to be a "joke", to totally fuck with the minds of the 30-somethings, to destroy society; if just for a bit.

This new TMNT film is some Hollywood Illuminati Nazi-tech Fluoride Dildo Cokehead Blowjob Yacht-Party Helicopter Monsanto Big-Pharma bullshit, AND SO AND SO AND SO-- WE MUST STAY STRONG!!!!! This film will intentionally try to be as horrible and sacrilege as possible, but us old school TMNT fans must unite with LOVE and not hate.

Love is the weapon. Do not let this test of will taint your IDM integrity. Godspeed.

I'm having a lot of fun imagining that post in the voice of the Barrel Roll Guy who called in to Tom Green's show.

  On 4/4/2014 at 2:41 PM, Squee said:

 

GREAT NEWS, EVERYBODY!

 

 

 

  Quote

Michael Bay's upcoming "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" reboot already finished filming and is scheduled to hit theaters on August 8th. But now comes word that a last minute change is being made to the cast.

 

Apparently Johnny Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub are being brought in to lend their voices to Leonardo and Splinter, respectively. The characters were actually played and voiced by Pete Ploszek and Danny Woodburn, but their contract only guaranteed them to physically perform the roles, giving Paramount Pictures the option to find a voice replacement.

 

It's not clear why the studio is doing this, but it's likely due to the film's unwelcome reception. Paramount is just giving fans another reason to see the reboot and hoping that all the changes to the Turtles' backstory and their looks will not keep moviegoers from seeing the film.

 

http://youtu.be/dwXFsrp6WBs

we have to call them hero turtles here. the word ninja was banned in the UK c.1988

Anyone caught saying it in public can receive serious consequences

I wasn't going to see this but then the trailer went

BVWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BVWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BVWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

So fucking sold now.

The guys from Red Letter Media viewed the three Transformer movies at the same time: