Religion

It is obvious that Madonna is praising Satan!!!

She sings, "You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm singing this song to you." Madonna sang this song to the Devil, her "beautiful stranger." Madonna is describing Satan as "beautiful." Her blasphemous words cannot be taken any other way. Considering the godless life which Madonna lives, it is abundantly clear that she is of the Devil. By every definition of the word, "worship," Madonna is worshipping Satan when she calls him a "beautiful stranger." Madonna sings to Satan, "To know you is to love you."

I'd say that's Satan worship.

Well then. If Church isn't for support, and you don't need it, then have fun with your hocus pocus bullshit and nitpicking about which little club is better. I'm sure that's what Yeshua had in mind. Bravo. But we repeat ourselves...

  On 4/18/2012 at 11:09 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

It is obvious that Madonna is praising Satan!!!

She sings, "You're the devil in disguise, that's why I'm singing this song to you." Madonna sang this song to the Devil, her "beautiful stranger." Madonna is describing Satan as "beautiful." Her blasphemous words cannot be taken any other way. Considering the godless life which Madonna lives, it is abundantly clear that she is of the Devil. By every definition of the word, "worship," Madonna is worshipping Satan when she calls him a "beautiful stranger." Madonna sings to Satan, "To know you is to love you."

I'd say that's Satan worship.

black jesus ftw

/thread

  On 4/18/2012 at 5:04 PM, RandySicko said:

  On 4/18/2012 at 4:52 PM, gmanyo said:

Well, I'm not Catholic, so I doubt I'll be seeing a priest anytime soon. I'd argue that your picture of Christianity is pretty far off from the real thing if you lay such a heavy emphasis on communion and sabbath. The church is all Christians as a whole anyway; "church" as a weekly meeting where you listen to a teaching isn't specifically prescribed in the New Testament (yes, meetings and teachings are important, as well as communion, but there aren't many specifics on how meetings should be carried out).

 

You don't have to be of Catholic demonination to speak with a priest. Regarding the Catholic Church though...

 

“Christ ‘established here on earth’ only one church,” The other communities “cannot be called ‘churches’ in the proper sense” because they do not have apostolic succession — the ability to trace their bishops back to Christ’s original apostles.

 

  On 4/18/2012 at 4:54 PM, soundwave said:

I still dont get why in this day and age why people accept a system of control thats soley based around the human awareness/fear of ones own mortality and random metaphorical claptrap based on very few facts of reality. Is it because they are forced fed it from the time they can speak and follow like sheep? Religion didnt put a man on the moon, create medicine, or invent the pocket computer im now communicating on.

Religion sets its own ideals which is mainly to destroy the existence and purpose of the individual and bombarding you with how worthless you and people are next to a higher source you cant comprehend and which curiously has no effect on anything in the real world whatsoever.

These social systems were created from a time where people still thought the earth was flat by people for the sole purpose controlling masses of other people for their own gain and power without the need of policing or money. Sure you can say religion dragged us from the stone age but now creates nothing more than its own stagnent self puropse which isnt going to save this planet the way its going and is mainly controlled by people wanting the same ole money and power who you can hardly say answer to god as such.

 

 

Maybe there's too many stupid people in this world but religion is the biggest inhibiting skam the human race has fallen for imho.

 

What's your dad been up to these days?

First off, you don't seem to understand how the first incarnation of the Bible occurred. Just wiki First Council of Nicaea and read it for a couple of minutes. Unless the quote you had taken to illustrate that there was only "one church" was from an apocryphal text...in which case you aren't preaching Catholic doctrine, are you?

Second off, I have a father and we continue to have a good relationship with each other. Your premise has just been overturned.

Next.

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

/my participation in this joke of a thread

Randy! Randy!

Ok...well at least hes done with this.

Can we continue the more productive side of discussion now?

Is anyone here well versed in Papal history? I always wanted to know more about the legends of Alexander VI and Urban "The Warrior Pope" among many others. Lots of sex too.

let's beat the now playing thread!

  On 4/19/2012 at 2:17 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

 

 

 

Is anyone here well versed in Papal history? I always wanted to know more about the legends of Alexander VI and Urban "The Warrior Pope" among many others. Lots of sex (with little boys) too.

Surely RandySicko is trolling. Glad he's out.

god is the point in time where time doesnt matter anymore

  On 4/19/2012 at 12:59 PM, soundwave said:

god is the point in time where time doesnt matter anymore

Alexander Schulgin stipulated in an interview that the reason why there might be so many specific neuro receptors for psychedelic substances is that maybe they used to be endogenous in some form at a time in evolution when there were very few physical threats so the mind didn't need to be hyper focused on the external environment but enjoyed a balance between internal and external. A balance between the mind and the world is going to mean different things to different people but for anyone who has enjoyed a good mushroom or dmt or salvia experience then its probably clear to them that time compression plays a HUGE role in the mind and is quite exaggerated with normal consensus reality, shitload of dropped frames. If god exists outside of time or maybe between time then perhaps the key to witnessing god is to slow down time enough so that you can fleetingly see between the frames.

salvia makes everything turn into a merry-go-round made out of

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:25 PM, RadarJammer said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 12:59 PM, soundwave said:

god is the point in time where time doesnt matter anymore

 

 

 

Alexander Schulgin stipulated in an interview that the reason why there might be so many specific neuro receptors for psychedelic substances is that maybe they used to be endogenous in some form at a time in evolution when there were very few physical threats so the mind didn't need to be hyper focused on the external environment but enjoyed a balance between internal and external. A balance between the mind and the world is going to mean different things to different people but for anyone who has enjoyed a good mushroom or dmt or salvia experience then its probably clear to them that time compression plays a HUGE role in the mind and is quite exaggerated with normal consensus reality, shitload of dropped frames. If god exists outside of time or maybe between time then perhaps the key to witnessing god is to slow down time enough so that you can fleetingly see between the frames.

indeed :-)

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

/Religion

  On 4/19/2012 at 12:59 PM, soundwave said:

god is the point in time where time doesnt matter anymore

hmmm if god is a point in time

and at that point time no longer matters

then god doesn't matter...?

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

I question nothing

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when they're really just (brief) expansions of consciousness

Those who have had interrupted sleeping cycles (like on a greyhound bus) might have experienced catnap dreams, where you fall asleep for a couple minutes but have a full blown dream. What's interesting about that is it indicates that there is a dream architect somewhere in your brain that can plan an extreme amount of detail and story lines in a really short period of time. I would consider that dream architect thing pretty god-like in some ways and though it hasn't been nailed by science yet, most should agree that it's a pretty interesting mystery and makes for a fine quest. Brief expansions of consciousness might bring you face to face with that part of your brain/being/mind and whatever it is, it doesn't tend answer questions or speak in plain english.

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

lol have fun telling that to st peter when he denies your entry to heaven because of the worship of false idols AKA THE POPE. it's a simple commandment and you couldn't even follow it ;)

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:26 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

 

lol have fun telling that to st peter when he denies your entry to heaven because of the worship of false idols AKA THE POPE. it's a simple commandment and you couldn't even follow it ;)

Wait a second - i thought only god made the final judgment on who got into heaven or not? How can RandySicko be saying that I won't get into heaven?

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:46 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:26 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

 

lol have fun telling that to st peter when he denies your entry to heaven because of the worship of false idols AKA THE POPE. it's a simple commandment and you couldn't even follow it ;)

 

Wait a second - i thought only god made the final judgment on who got into heaven or not? How can RandySicko be saying that I won't get into heaven?

yeah, god makes the final judgment!! but he told us in ~THE BIBLE~ what you need to do to get into heaven because he LOVES us and doesn't want us to BURN FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIRES OF HELL>>

so as long as you follow god's commandments you will go to heaven. let me quote which one randy is breaking by worshiping the pope:

You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

god doesn't want you to worship the pope, he only wants you to worship him!! pretty simple, right?? too bad randysicko is too dumb to see it, he's going to hell :))))))

(also, i think there's nothing in the commandments that says you have to worship god, so i guess atheists can go to heaven? but not catholics. maybe the pope's the devil and he's actually trying to trick people to go to hell, i mean that would make sense right???)

  On 4/19/2012 at 10:29 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:46 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:26 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

 

lol have fun telling that to st peter when he denies your entry to heaven because of the worship of false idols AKA THE POPE. it's a simple commandment and you couldn't even follow it ;)

 

Wait a second - i thought only god made the final judgment on who got into heaven or not? How can RandySicko be saying that I won't get into heaven?

 

yeah, god makes the final judgment!! but he told us in ~THE BIBLE~ what you need to do to get into heaven because he LOVES us and doesn't want us to BURN FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIRES OF HELL>>

lol @ effective use of color

lets not feed the trolls guys

but trolls are an important part of pre-Christian nordic belief systems. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE PROSE EDDA

sorry

+1 for comic sans.

And I'm also glad this thread has turned into 100% making fun of religion.

I read that as "what you need to do to get into heaven because he LOLED us "

  On 4/19/2012 at 10:29 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:46 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 8:26 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 4/19/2012 at 1:43 AM, RandySicko said:

You don't seem to understand that not only do you bore me, but I pity you and the rest of the delusional folks in here.

 

I have nothing to prove and I question nothing, as my Roman Catholic faith is steadfast. For all you non-Catholics, I pray you come to your senses before your deathbed.

 

/my participation in this joke of a thread

 

lol have fun telling that to st peter when he denies your entry to heaven because of the worship of false idols AKA THE POPE. it's a simple commandment and you couldn't even follow it ;)

 

Wait a second - i thought only god made the final judgment on who got into heaven or not? How can RandySicko be saying that I won't get into heaven?

 

yeah, god makes the final judgment!! but he told us in ~THE BIBLE~ what you need to do to get into heaven because he LOVES us and doesn't want us to BURN FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIRES OF HELL>>

 

so as long as you follow god's commandments you will go to heaven.

 

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