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Yeah I mean "man denies sexually inappropriate accusations" doesn't mean much but also the accusation was literally as trustworthy as a post on 4chan so

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Many thanks to those of you who saw right through this despicable false claim that only does damage... shame on those of you who perpetuate this destructive clickbait.

 

Could these be samples of new lyrics he's preparing for us?  Classic MJK.

only if it's over a fibonacci sequence riff that they've only slightly adapted from an older song

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< sorry mate

 

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Google gave Tool fans the shock of their lives this morning (July 16) by informing everyone the band's new album had been released. With a Google Alert, countless fans were sent into a frenzy, only to realize it wasn’t the “Tool” they were hoping for.
 
Imagine how many fans have a Google Alert for Tool set up, just so they could get the scoop on the elusive new album in real time. For a second, Tool followers believed that sacred day had finally arrived, as Google alerted them, “lllutionWorld by Tool was released today,” followed by a list of songs featured on the record:
 
Turns out IllutionWorld does exist, but it’s by a Soundcloud rapper called TOOL$. Ouch. 

 

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Every time this thread is bumped I am reminded seemingly normal and intelligent people are desperate for a new fucking Tool fucking album and I punch myself in the face.

  On 7/16/2018 at 7:53 PM, hello spiral said:

Every time this thread is bumped I am reminded seemingly normal and intelligent people are desperate for a new fucking Tool fucking album and I punch myself in the face.

 

Spoken by a man who genuinely thinks Russell Haswell has any value whatsoever

it's all an illution.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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I'm going to review this album and give it 8.6 Best New Music just because. Tie it into the Thai football team rescue somehow.

  On 7/17/2018 at 3:50 AM, Salvatorin said:

 

I'm going to review this album and give it 8.6 Best New Music just because. Tie it into the Thai football team rescue somehow.

 

Man, Danny Carey's hi hat work in this is something else.  

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A fan named Space Chimp recently tweeted Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan, “sooo any chance of us getting a release date soon? Next year’s pretty vague.”

 

Keenan responded, “April 1st.”

 

It appears that Maynard is being sarcastic. It’s unclear if he meant April 1, 2019 would be the new album release date, or the day the release date was announced. We’ll have to wait for him to release The Art of the Troll to know for sure.

 

Maynard James Keenan previously announced on April 1, 2017 and April 1, 2018 (yes, he did it two years straight) that Sammy Hagar was replacing him in Tool:

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according to adam jones instagram, a vacuum cleaner will make an appearance on this new album.

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  On 9/7/2018 at 3:20 PM, olo said:

according to adam jones instagram, a vacuum cleaner will make an appearance on this new album.

 

 

That's gonna suck...

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  On 9/7/2018 at 3:59 PM, jules said:

 

  On 9/7/2018 at 3:20 PM, olo said:

according to adam jones instagram, a vacuum cleaner will make an appearance on this new album.

 

 

That's gonna suck...

 

 

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From Keenan

 

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Update- Scratch Vox tracked awhile ago. AJ deep in Guitars now. Final Vox after. Step back. Adjust. Mix. Adjust. Re-Adjust. Master. Adjust. Re-Adjust. Long Way 2 Go But Much Closer. #TOOL #2019

 

 

 

 

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At this point i’d Almost rather they just cut their losses and scrap the whole damn thing

But, we’ll see how I feel about it in 5 years when it gets released

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