Post Your Most Recent Burger

  On 8/10/2012 at 10:09 PM, spratters said:

Probably the most depressing burger I've had for years. Had to have a bbq in the weather we had today and ran out of chicken so had to get last minute Tesco's Finest burgers. What a sorry state it was.

 

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I know, I know.

I'll try again when I've got some decent supplies.

  On 8/11/2012 at 6:34 AM, dr lopez said:

that looks like a terrible 5 guys burger honestly

sorry to break the news to you, but that's a what all half-eaten burgers pictured on low quality camera phones look like

edit: does look a wee bit small in circumference though, but that may just be my ginormous hand

People need to be able to detect frozen patties. Speak up against this shit.

  On 8/11/2012 at 7:24 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 8/11/2012 at 6:34 AM, dr lopez said:

that looks like a terrible 5 guys burger honestly

 

sorry to break the news to you, but that's a what all half-eaten burgers pictured on low quality camera phones look like

 

edit: does look a wee bit small in circumference though, but that may just be my ginormous hand

No, that's what a shitty overcooked shitmeat burger looks like.

The evidence against Five Guys is stacking the fuck up in this thread.

what the fuck ever. you treat atery-clogging like an art form. it's just a fucking burger, they all look like shit, yet taste like heaven. you smoosh it into you face and shit it out, end of story. i'm not guy fatass on foodchannel or whatever the fuck his name is, and go around looking for the perfect 30 dollar burger, so fuck the rest. IT TASTDE LIKE HEAVEN.

sorry so angry,shitting it out righ now

edit: make you own damn burger, and masturbate to the end result, s'what i do

lol

angriest post about burgers i've seen in a while

I wish they still made pepperoni pizza eggrolls like grandma used to make.

*picks up box*

Guy, you've done it again!

Ate a Steak Burger. Was nice.

  On 8/12/2012 at 10:02 PM, tauboo said:

angriest post about burgers i've seen in a while

lol

  On 8/12/2012 at 11:49 PM, dr lopez said:

I wish they still made pepperoni pizza eggrolls like grandma used to make.

 

*picks up box*

 

Guy, you've done it again!

 

 

this angers me. what a tool he is. old skool pizza egg rolls? wtf.

does it have pizzas inside it? mashed up pizzas?

Guy Fieri is probably a huge fucking jackass

he wears a sweatband on his forearm

  On 8/4/2012 at 9:47 PM, RichieBees said:

aye but my GF wanted a free olympics glass

classy lady.

  On 8/14/2012 at 6:43 AM, baph said:

Guy Fieri is probably a huge fucking jackass

probably?

dude is 44 years old and his real name is guy ferry. he wears a wristband. he usually wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. he wears pistons as jewelry and calls it his bling. he wears several rings, bracelets and chains. he bleaches his hair. he drives the bus to flavor town. he says things are off the chain. he wears shirts with fire on them. he wears giant watches. he wears a thumb ring. he has a tattoo of dice.

Poor guy never escaped 1996.

Im having a pizza in 2 hours, im going to post it in this thread, sorry.

  On 8/14/2012 at 2:58 PM, jules said:

dude is 44 years old and his real name is guy ferry. he wears a wristband. he usually wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. he wears pistons as jewelry and calls it his bling. he wears several rings, bracelets and chains. he bleaches his hair. he drives the bus to flavor town. he says things are off the chain. he wears shirts with fire on them. he wears giant watches. he wears a thumb ring. he has a tattoo of dice.

lol

  On 8/14/2012 at 2:58 PM, jules said:

  On 8/14/2012 at 6:43 AM, baph said:

Guy Fieri is probably a huge fucking jackass

 

probably?

 

 

 

 

dude is 44 years old and his real name is guy ferry. he wears a wristband. he usually wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. he wears pistons as jewelry and calls it his bling. he wears several rings, bracelets and chains. he bleaches his hair. he drives the bus to flavor town. he says things are off the chain. he wears shirts with fire on them. he wears giant watches. he wears a thumb ring. he has a tattoo of dice.

he's to cool for school........ obviously

  On 8/14/2012 at 2:58 PM, jules said:

  On 8/14/2012 at 6:43 AM, baph said:

Guy Fieri is probably a huge fucking jackass

 

probably?

 

I was being charitable, since I don't know the guy, and there's at least a small chance that he might cry himself to sleep every night.

I'd like to see Adam Richman take a steaming post-eating competition poop on Guy Fieri, tbqh

Pepperoni + cheese/garlic and herb stuffed crust

Texas BBQ

nomnom

looks phat