Fred Willard busted by cops jerking off in adult theater

I say let him get his groove on, shit the guy is old enough. He's been a tv and movie mainstay since the 70s. Plus he played the guy who ruined Earth in Wall-E, that's a +1 from me.

http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/best-show-actor-willard-accused-lewd-act-142904096.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=US&.lang=en-US

lol, we need to be better edumacating our seniors about the wonders of the internets

how is that even illegal?

So do people go into adult theaters to watch shitty mindless pornography and not masturbate?

I mean, I do not patronize adult theaters in part because I am afraid of contact with biohazardous material (or materiel, if people are just, like, maliciously shooting HIV vectors at each other--guys, I don't know, I've never been!) but that fear presupposes that such venues freely allow one to let fly the fuckjuice. Do I have it all wrong? I'm so lost.

You'd think he would have remembered Pee Wee Herman's similar arrest and conviction...

Great comment:

"Hey gang, he is 72 years old, give him a hand!!!!"

I lol'd.

Fred Willard can jerk off wherever he wants to! As long as it isn't in front of kids or people with heart conditions. 72????? Yeah, I say congrats and fuck the police.

well, I understand the law (public health, sanitation, etc.).

But like everyone else has said, wtf else do you expect to do in an adult theater? What still pisses me off is how this ruined Pee Wee's career, essentially. So many more truly perverted things ..these guys are only guilty of jerking it to porn, and voyeurism.

I guess you could say he "pulled a Pee-Wee"

whatever. this just makes him cooler.

  On 7/19/2012 at 7:52 PM, The Overlook said:

Great comment:

 

"Hey gang, he is 72 years old, give him a hand!!!!"

 

I lol'd.

lol

  On 7/19/2012 at 8:34 PM, essines said:

whatever. this just makes him cooler.

agreed

Yeah, because there is nothing cooler than an old man at the end of his career pulling his willy in a sticky-floored cinema in a flaccid attempt to feel something he probably hasn't in a good 30 years...

exactly

We all agree, Joyrex, no need to rehash it.

bizarre. old skool way to jack it i suppose.

He should get a medal for still rising to the occasion.

  On 7/19/2012 at 9:26 PM, Braintree said:

He should get a medal for still rising to the occasion.

New Olympic event?

By the way, the thread title is incredibly awkward. "Fred Willard busted by cops jerking off in adult theater" sounds like the cops were jerking off when they arrested him.

  On 7/19/2012 at 9:28 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/19/2012 at 9:26 PM, Braintree said:

He should get a medal for still rising to the occasion.

New Olympic event?

Brilliant.

  On 7/19/2012 at 9:30 PM, Braintree said:

By the way, the thread title is incredibly awkward. "Fred Willard busted by cops jerking off in adult theater" sounds like the cops were jerking off when they arrested him.

f lol

Willard is and always will be the man. Must've been a slow night for the cops.

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Oh and I bet you guys all forgot Fred was in this way back when we were kids (hit 2:15 for Willard):

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  On 7/19/2012 at 8:02 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

well, I understand the law (public health, sanitation, etc.).

 

 

But like everyone else has said, wtf else do you expect to do in an adult theater? What still pisses me off is how this ruined Pee Wee's career, essentially. So many more truly perverted things ..these guys are only guilty of jerking it to porn, and voyeurism.

Yeah all my outrage is the fact that time and effort was put into arresting him.

  On 7/19/2012 at 9:33 PM, Awepittance said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D421N6xlisg

All of those catchphrases would of been entirely appropriate to utter when the cops arrested him.

HEY WHAH HAPPEN'D!?

Like this guy can't afford a home theater to wank in.....

  On 7/19/2012 at 8:41 PM, Joyrex said:

Yeah, because there is nothing cooler than an old man at the end of his career pulling his willy in a sticky-floored cinema in a flaccid attempt to feel something he probably hasn't in a good 30 years...

This needs to be on a t-shirt