keltoi Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 9:14 AM, chenGOD said: On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said: what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off? are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers? jackofficers lol well played! special forces jackofficer issue headwear... STOP (MASTURBATING) IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1851914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said: what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off? are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers? lol, true. That must be why they enforce it. Tough job. "Officer McKay and Office Powers, today I want you to go to the strip and...watch porn for 8 hrs." I bet they have stealthy electronic devices in their shorts that enable them to get off "hands free" so that they can still draw their sidearm if needed Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1851916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays, why can't he masturbate on the internet like a normal human being ? fucking hipster Edited July 20, 2012 by eugene Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1851917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 I didn't know there was still many of these places going. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1851926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog. That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 11:29 AM, keltoi said: On 7/20/2012 at 9:14 AM, chenGOD said: On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said: what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off? are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers? jackofficers lol well played! special forces jackofficer issue headwear... STOP (MASTURBATING) IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!! Wish I could claim originality - but the jackofficers were a side-project of Gibby Haynes (Butthole Surfers). They only released one album (I think?) called "digital dump". It's a weird mash of audio snippets and spoken word samples. It came out in like '90/'91. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said: what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off? are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers? Given that only celebrities get arrested for wanking in theaters (based on my careful analysis of absolutely no data at all), I can assume that individuals in the theaters or their environs are noticing the presence of a celebrity and tipping off the police, for lols or to satisfy dark desires to manipulate American news media. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy McMessageboard Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 7:08 PM, baph said: On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said: what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off? are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers? Given that only celebrities get arrested for wanking in theaters (based on my careful analysis of absolutely no data at all), I can assume that individuals in the theaters or their environs are noticing the presence of a celebrity and tipping off the police, for lols or to satisfy dark desires to manipulate American news media. yeah i think this has to be it. although wouldnt it be a better story if they called tmz and tmz were waiting outside when he walked out? tmz would pay for the scoop.but how are the police involved. paid by tmz to tell them first? either way its a dumb thing to be arrested for and its a dumb thing for someone recognizable to do. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said: On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog. That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 20, 2012 Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 8:49 PM, Hoodie said: On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said: On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog. That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault? Probably only if you sharted. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1852329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) On 7/20/2012 at 10:50 PM, chenGOD said: On 7/20/2012 at 8:49 PM, Hoodie said: On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said: On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog. That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault? Probably only if you sharted. They would have to measure the level of fecal matter deposited by the shart to determine if it passes the thresh-hold/upper limit of it being just a fart. How many ppm does it take I wonder? Edited July 28, 2012 by StephenG Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1855815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said: squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., right, im reporting my ex Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1855994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 On 7/28/2012 at 9:27 PM, tauboo said: On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said: squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that., right, im reporting my ex LOL We've all been there I think. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74823-fred-willard-busted-by-cops-jerking-off-in-adult-theater/page/3/#findComment-1855999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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