Fred Willard busted by cops jerking off in adult theater

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:14 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said:

what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off?

 

are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers?

jackofficers

lol well played!

special forces jackofficer issue headwear...

STOP (MASTURBATING) IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said:

what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off?

 

are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers?

lol, true. That must be why they enforce it. Tough job. "Officer McKay and Office Powers, today I want you to go to the strip and...watch porn for 8 hrs."

I bet they have stealthy electronic devices in their shorts that enable them to get off "hands free" so that they can still draw their sidearm if needed

what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays, why can't he masturbate on the internet like a normal human being ?

fucking hipster

I didn't know there was still many of these places going.

he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog.

  On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog.

That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

  On 7/20/2012 at 11:29 AM, keltoi said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:14 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said:

what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off?

 

are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers?

jackofficers

 

lol well played!

 

special forces jackofficer issue headwear...

 

 

STOP (MASTURBATING) IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!

Wish I could claim originality - but the jackofficers were a side-project of Gibby Haynes (Butthole Surfers). They only released one album (I think?) called "digital dump". It's a weird mash of audio snippets and spoken word samples. It came out in like '90/'91.

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said:

what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off?

 

are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers?

Given that only celebrities get arrested for wanking in theaters (based on my careful analysis of absolutely no data at all), I can assume that individuals in the theaters or their environs are noticing the presence of a celebrity and tipping off the police, for lols or to satisfy dark desires to manipulate American news media.

  On 7/20/2012 at 7:08 PM, baph said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 9:10 AM, Awepittance said:

what i don't understand is are there cops just inside porno theatres waiting to catch unsuspecting men jerking off?

 

are they secretly there to jerk off too but want to save face by pretending to be undercover jackeroffer catchers?

 

Given that only celebrities get arrested for wanking in theaters (based on my careful analysis of absolutely no data at all), I can assume that individuals in the theaters or their environs are noticing the presence of a celebrity and tipping off the police, for lols or to satisfy dark desires to manipulate American news media.

yeah i think this has to be it. although wouldnt it be a better story if they called tmz and tmz were waiting outside when he walked out? tmz would pay for the scoop.but how are the police involved. paid by tmz to tell them first?

either way its a dumb thing to be arrested for and its a dumb thing for someone recognizable to do.

  On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog.

 

That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault?

  On 7/20/2012 at 8:49 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog.

 

That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

 

if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault?

Probably only if you sharted.

  On 7/20/2012 at 10:50 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 8:49 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 2:58 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

he should have ejaculamated on the police, but they probably would have tased him to death and shot his dog.

 

That's actually considered biological assualt. SAme with spitting or throwing shit or squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

 

if one were to fart on a tsa agent's face as they were groping between one's thighs, would that also count as biological assault?

 

Probably only if you sharted.

They would have to measure the level of fecal matter deposited by the shart to determine if it passes the thresh-hold/upper limit of it being just a fart.

How many ppm does it take I wonder?

  On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said:

squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

right, im reporting my ex

  On 7/28/2012 at 9:27 PM, tauboo said:

  On 7/20/2012 at 3:39 PM, StephenG said:

squirting blood on someone. Massive jail time for that.,

right, im reporting my ex

LOL

We've all been there I think.