this is story.

"Periods Never Really End Sentances".

Spelling errors forced the vinyl's deletion

, but Ceephax came to the rescue!

He tattooed wonky's penis with

an old knitting needle

it was a picture of a...

monkey's vagina.

Chapter 5: Wading Through The

piles of paperwork stacked up on his desk

the drag queen realized

that nothing was easy

when it came to making

mountains of blood and excrement

from a family of porcupines.

"My name is

Bloodscrement Mountain," said

the baguette.

Papa Porcupine,

AKA "The Baguette Bandit",

was drafted in to avenge

the death of Mr

Roy, the Toxic Boy

of Constantinople

it all happened

within five minutes of