this is story.

obviously wrote with

liposuctioned fat and a carrot.

"whos cheese is this?" asked

megan fox's pet

dwarf, Jermy The Bean Man.

Just kidding; that didn't happen.

It was actually Susan Sarandon's

vagina monster with lasers

that shoot peas.

Wonky Clown returned

but this time he was

to ream yonder

Yonder was like: "Wonky, dude,

his pagan mask

fell off man, put the fucking thing back over his face!"

burrowing feverishly savagely

Thuggishly ruggishly

truly madly deeply

"you guys are really bad at this", thought wonky

Yonder was like: "Wonky, dude,

stop teaching fruit Calculus!"

Thus, Fruit Calculus remained

mentorless, and generally disenchanted with

his sexuality. Even

though his large

thighs spoke of mysterious lust