this is story.

hereby declare that

each Thursday from

about tea time

into morning hours

all members MUST

grab their ankles

and sing thusly:

"I'm a little

"salad greens with

many interesting tentacles

curry powder and

a slight hint

of a certain

element that could

under certain circumstances

be cheese". Afterwards

you may, if

Fox Mulder will

take the brawny

girl called Susan

and impale her

subconscious mind, where

by "mind" I mean

a bubble of underwear with

pink antennae and