this is story.

a couple of

blue cheese specialists.

"I'd rather specialize Alison Brie"

ejaculated Brian Blessed

while sneezing. Often

Brian liked to

insert his beard into fetid

bags of freshly

roasted bat faeces.

A plastic cup

[sorry i just want to interject and say that if you read all this in a brian blessed voice it's much better.]

*thought BCM randomly

one cup contains myriad Briegasms

the other, a small red mushroom.

Cum and mushroom smell alike!

Yelped Blessed senselessly.

Call me Ishmael

said Joyrex, taking the mushroom

rectally, and

then orally, ignoring disapproving looks.

So they said unto Joyshmael:

Please to thank

the taint please.

The roarous applause

deafened the blind monks

who mistook the applause for