Halloween Costume Ideas

rosie o'donnell

snake plissken

cat

Rosie in the lead. flol

if you're a guy: pyro

if you're a gal: slut

ami right?

Sexy Bunny. More people (women) should dress as Sexy bunnies.

Go as a Vietnam vet who is disabled and must use a wheelchair because one of his legs was blown off above the knee from a landmine. He doesn't often know where he is, and his nights are sleepless because of the memories of the atrocities he witnessed firsthand. You have a slight coke habit, and a penchant for drinking more than is socially acceptable. Everyone lets the fact that you are openly racist slide due to their having sympathy for your situation. It has been decades since you served in the military, but yet you still wear your fatigues as if you report for duty each morning. A scalp massage is the closest thing you've had to any orgasm since your accident because you genitalia was horrible mangled by a piece of shrapnel from the explosion. This only serves to exacerbate your current state of frustration and caustic personality. Everyone puts on a smile around you, but most of them sort of wish that you had never made it back.

  On 10/2/2013 at 4:46 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

Go as a Vietnam vet who is disabled and must use a wheelchair because one of his legs was blown off above the knee from a landmine. He doesn't often know where he is, and his nights are sleepless because of the memories of the atrocities he witnessed firsthand. You have a slight coke habit, and a penchant for drinking more than is socially acceptable. Everyone lets the fact that you are openly racist slide due to their having sympathy for your situation. It has been decades since you served in the military, but yet you still wear your fatigues as if you report for duty each morning. A scalp massage is the closest thing you've had to any orgasm since your accident because you genitalia was horrible mangled by a piece of shrapnel from the explosion. This only serves to exacerbate your current state of frustration and caustic personality. Everyone puts on a smile around you, but most of them sort of wish that you had never made it back.

  On 10/2/2013 at 12:07 AM, jules said:

so last year was the first year I dressed up since I was a kid. this year I have the same party to go to again plus my office does a pretty serious party. last year I went as mca from the beasties sabotage video.

 

this year I'm thinking hunter thompson or lumbergh but I feel like those are kind of cheesy.

 

please halp watmm.

I swear I saw 3 Hunter S Thompsons last year during Halloween. Lumbergh is a good (and affordable) one.

Last year, partly by my half-serious suggestion, my friend decorated his entire house with Christmas lights and decor, with a tree and everything, and then was Santa Claus for Halloween. Not like "zombie" or "evil" Santa. Just Santa Claus. Santa Claus saying "Ho Ho Ho" and "Happy Halloween" as if he was seemingly filling in some kind of shift at work. Lot of positive feedback from kids and parents, though he said quite a few were noticeably confused as hell.

instead of lumbergh do limbaugh

  On 10/2/2013 at 3:53 AM, sergeantk said:

cat

Go as Charles Watkins or don't go at all.

krang

or masterblaster

Bashar al-Assad

the 90's

Go as Schrodinger's cat, or not, or both

lol

lol

  On 10/2/2013 at 5:58 AM, joshuatx said:

 

  On 10/2/2013 at 12:07 AM, jules said:

so last year was the first year I dressed up since I was a kid. this year I have the same party to go to again plus my office does a pretty serious party. last year I went as mca from the beasties sabotage video.

this year I'm thinking hunter thompson or lumbergh but I feel like those are kind of cheesy.

please halp watmm.

 

I swear I saw 3 Hunter S Thompsons last year during Halloween. Lumbergh is a good (and affordable) one.

 

Last year, partly by my half-serious suggestion, my friend decorated his entire house with Christmas lights and decor, with a tree and everything, and then was Santa Claus for Halloween. Not like "zombie" or "evil" Santa. Just Santa Claus. Santa Claus saying "Ho Ho Ho" and "Happy Halloween" as if he was seemingly filling in some kind of shift at work. Lot of positive feedback from kids and parents, though he said quite a few were noticeably confused as hell.

 

brilliant

  On 10/2/2013 at 4:46 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

Go as a Vietnam vet who is disabled and must use a wheelchair because one of his legs was blown off above the knee from a landmine. He doesn't often know where he is, and his nights are sleepless because of the memories of the atrocities he witnessed firsthand. You have a slight coke habit, and a penchant for drinking more than is socially acceptable. Everyone lets the fact that you are openly racist slide due to their having sympathy for your situation. It has been decades since you served in the military, but yet you still wear your fatigues as if you report for duty each morning. A scalp massage is the closest thing you've had to any orgasm since your accident because you genitalia was horrible mangled by a piece of shrapnel from the explosion. This only serves to exacerbate your current state of frustration and caustic personality. Everyone puts on a smile around you, but most of them sort of wish that you had never made it back.

amazon

i'd love to go as walter sobachek but i am not of the proper girth

this could be cool

maybe

go as watmm

then i would just stay home and complain on the internet

go as the internet

  On 10/2/2013 at 3:03 PM, jules said:

this could be cool

 

 

maybe

 

 

 

Probably not too difficult. The badge is easy to get and the coat I prsume would be too. Great idea.

lion

chris hansen (people will think you're just a guy in a suit).
but recite lines from the show as you enter every room.