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General Backwardness of the Act 10/0

  On 11/11/2014 at 11:26 AM, Squee said:

Never watched Man Bites Dog. Doesn't sound like a movie I should watch with my girlfriend.

imagine a fun mockumentary spinal tap esque version of Henry a portrait of a serial killer, and you'll get the idea. Short of Act of Killing, there has never been a charismatic on screen mass murderer as entertaining as Ben from Man bites dog

here is the original uncensored movie poster

it doesn't depict exactly a scene from the movie, but take note of the pacifier

The Selfish Giant

God damn that was some sad shit

  On 11/12/2014 at 11:16 AM, verticalhold said:

The Selfish Giant

 

God damn that was some sad shit

The sequel to My Giant?

The Babadonk. I liked it. the kid did some weird faces.

I liked The Babadook too, best new horror I have seen, not that there is much else to rival it.

  On 11/12/2014 at 12:39 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 11/12/2014 at 11:16 AM, verticalhold said:

The Selfish Giant

 

God damn that was some sad shit

The sequel to My Giant?

I rewatched The Rover (3rd viewing). perhaps seeing it away from the big screen the first two times has changed my experience of it but I found it a bit more positive than before.

VHS 3/Viral, whatever - The first segment is complete dog shit, the second is cool and the last is retarded but kinda fun. If you are hungover or stoned this might do.

The Babadook - 40/10

so glad I caught it at the cinema too

  On 11/6/2014 at 1:21 AM, usagi said:

a nice writeup from the Guardian about Chris Nolan and Interstellar. a little wanky but good nevertheless. I'm really keen to see it now.

as soon as i found out that Hans Zimmer did the soundtrack that was reason enough to see it. the man is a genius.

i had a complete embarrasment in interstellar last night in the Imax. I've never been before, and had never seen a screen that big in my life. for some reason when there was a an absolutely enormous blast of bass at the beginning of the film, i had the beginnings of a panic attack and had to tell my date i had a dodgy stomach and leave the cinema. no idea why. I've only had 2 panic attacks in my life and both times, huge amounts of uppers and psychedelics were involved. I think I'm actually scared of the Imax.

even thinking about it just now is making my heart race.

  On 11/13/2014 at 2:51 PM, messiaen said:

i had a complete embarrasment in interstellar last night in the Imax. I've never been before, and had never seen a screen that big in my life. for some reason when there was a an absolutely enormous blast of bass at the beginning of the film, i had the beginnings of a panic attack and had to tell my date i had a dodgy stomach and leave the cinema. no idea why. I've only had 2 panic attacks in my life and both times, huge amounts of uppers and psychedelics were involved. I think I'm actually scared of the Imax.

even thinking about it just now is making my heart race.

Hope this happens to me when I go, hopefully be limnal throughout. Are you employed by Imax as some secret persuader?

th creǝpybigface imax monster is cooming!! run messiaen ...rrrruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

  On 11/13/2014 at 2:51 PM, messiaen said:

i had a complete embarrasment in interstellar last night in the Imax. I've never been before, and had never seen a screen that big in my life. for some reason when there was a an absolutely enormous blast of bass at the beginning of the film, i had the beginnings of a panic attack and had to tell my date i had a dodgy stomach and leave the cinema. no idea why. I've only had 2 panic attacks in my life and both times, huge amounts of uppers and psychedelics were involved. I think I'm actually scared of the Imax.

even thinking about it just now is making my heart race.

aw were they understanding when you got in touch with them later? i once had to make a hasty exit from a 1st date when they brought up anal.

lol

i think the cinema is right up there as one of the biggest pussy dick fears anyone can actually have.

if it makes you feel better i'm sure no one noticed. but lol at you saying you had the shits as an excuse to split.

the shits gets you out of literally anything you can imagine.

i get that excuse at work ALL THE TIME. you'd think it would be embarrassing but it seems to be a standard acceptable excuse. why?

Rewatched Inglourious Basterds last nite, psyched to hear Christoph is the new Bond baddie.

  On 11/14/2014 at 6:55 PM, MadameChaos said:

i get that excuse at work ALL THE TIME. you'd think it would be embarrassing but it seems to be a standard acceptable excuse. why?

everyone poops. some people poop fiery hot jets of liquid like a chocolate garden hose.

its less embarrasing than ''my herpes has flared up''

It's just like Michael Stipe once sang...

Interstellar: A rehash of the first 5 minutes of Aliens, with no Sigourney in it, or cats, or aliens. 6/10

Lol^

Nightcrawler- a decent idea executed with no style or invention whatsoever. Central performance was good; score was terrible.