hello spiral Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Pulse (1988) Electricity is the monster lolfest. Plutonium Baby (1987) Holy flol this one is amazingly bad. My favorite bit is when someone gets attacked by a retarded radioactive rabbit glove puppet. Pretty great review on IMDB from 2001 sums it up well: Reveal hidden contents User Reviews ...and every thousand years a tiny bird pecks off a chip of that mountain of diamond... 9 June 2001 | by eminges (mission, ks) – See all my reviews To grasp the concept of eternity, you don't need to know about mountains of diamond and tiny birds pecking at them till they wear down to a nubbin. All you need to do is sit down with Plutonium Baby, a pot of coffee, and a fresh package of $1.29 oatmeal cookies, and, trust me, you'll experience eternity. The coffee will be nothing but a stain in your cup, the oatmeal cookies will be nothing but crumbs, and Plutonium Baby will STILL be slowly, patiently, remorselessly unreeling on your screen.Characters wander onto the set, they wander off, things happen, a whole new movie starts about two-thirds of the way into the tape; yes, there's a radioactive Muppet Baby, yes, there's people preserved in drums of radioactive waste for a decade, yes, some doof decides he just has to use a drum of radioactive waste for a beer cooler, yes, at one point there's three unrelated parties of armed men wandering around in the Jersey woods looking for the Nuclear Kid. But you just don't care. You can't make yourself care.I'm told there's a bet that you can't lose, no matter how drunk the individuals involved are: simply bet a guy any amount of money he can't eat a pound of butter in an hour, and keep it all down. In the same vein, I'd almost be willing to bet that a sane person could not sit, unrestrained, in a metal folding chair in front of Plutonium Baby and watch the whole thing straight through without falling asleep or getting up to purge.I'd like to watch it again and see if I could isolate the elements that make this hog so completely unwatchable, but no force on earth could make me go through this a second time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I didn't know this guy was still allowed to make movies... ...sorry if this has been posted. But enjoy anyway. [youtubehd]7N5dCDubHFw[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 That actually looks kind of ok, some good actors in it. I'm sure it'll actually be awful though. The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:23 PM, caze said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. I found it very meta that John Leguizamo was the best actor in it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:23 PM, caze said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. I watched The Happening and would normally remember a scene like that... but I don't. I don't remember anything besides this... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:38 PM, Squee said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:23 PM, caze said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. I watched The Happening and would normally remember a scene like that... but I don't. I don't remember anything besides this... i need to watch this movie Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 2:57 PM, triachus said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:38 PM, Squee said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:23 PM, caze said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. I watched The Happening and would normally remember a scene like that... but I don't. I don't remember anything besides this... i need to watch this movie M. Night is incredible. Check out the trailer for his new low budget movie. I knew 12 seconds into the trailer when the boy said, "swerve, girl" to his sister that this was gonna be a trainwreck. I know that this is only the trailer, but still... Also, I was kinda hoping that a low budget was exactly what he needed to squeeze out some creativity, but this looks like garbage. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dpek Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Suffocate Peon, I enjoyed your views on those films! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dpek's signature Hide all signatures https://blazgracar.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I dont understand that trailer, is it supposed to be a found footage film? Doesn't really look like it most of the time... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 From the Director who Ruined: Avatar the Last Airbender The Happening After Earth Lady in the Water Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) continue to be shocked at Watmm sleeping on ex machina, go see it guys. normally i dont shill for a movie this hard. try not to watch any trailers though, there are some odd very ending of the movie spoilers in many of the Tv spots going around right now Edited April 28, 2015 by John Ehrlichman Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2316957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I never watch trailers for movies I'm at least a little serious about. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRiP Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) The Swimmer Wow, this was great! Such a forgotten gem! Extremely basic plot, one sunny day Burt Lancaster decides to swim home to his house, using the pools of his rich elite neighbors. Extremely dream-like and surreal. Burt plays a stormer. Defo try get a high blu-ray quality version, the restoration looks superb. Happy slow motion montages/10 [also big ups for After Hours mentioned earlier, great flick!] Edited April 29, 2015 by TRiP Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TRiP's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QQQ Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 On 4/28/2015 at 9:08 PM, John Ehrlichman said: continue to be shocked at Watmm sleeping on ex machina, go see it guys. normally i dont shill for a movie this hard. try not to watch any trailers though, there are some odd very ending of the movie spoilers in many of the Tv spots going around right nowWhen it first came out in cinemas a lot of watmmers posted about it. Its good but not great IMO. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggy Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 john wick 10/10 woof cry blam blam blam stab stab blam brap brap bang bang woof Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hoggy's signature Hide all signatures "Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!" sigh.. "That's Ribena.." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 On 4/29/2015 at 4:47 PM, hoggy said: john wick 10/10 woof cry blam blam blam stab stab blam brap brap bang bang woof Sequel incoming Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 On 4/29/2015 at 4:47 PM, hoggy said: john wick 10/10 woof cry blam blam blam stab stab blam brap brap bang bang woof Reveal hidden contents Was this the first pet doggie based revenge movie? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Whiplash 8/10 Excellent film. Couldn't believe it lasted 2 hours, just went so quick for me. The amount of times he kept being behind or slow or whatever... after the 6th/7th you expect him just to get it perfect. Really enjoyed that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 On 4/29/2015 at 2:59 PM, QQQ said: On 4/28/2015 at 9:08 PM, John Ehrlichman said: continue to be shocked at Watmm sleeping on ex machina, go see it guys. normally i dont shill for a movie this hard. try not to watch any trailers though, there are some odd very ending of the movie spoilers in many of the Tv spots going around right nowWhen it first came out in cinemas a lot of watmmers posted about it. Its good but not great IMO. just saw this, nice yea but an extra notch of complexity between certain characters would have been great. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 On 4/26/2015 at 10:00 AM, jellyrajah said: after hours. has anyone else seen this film? almost feels like martin scorsese doing a david lynch movie. felt more like jarmusch for me, but I know what you mean. Very enjoying movie. And the main actor looks a lot like someone I know IRL, and that made it even more funny. watched the Grapes of Wrath. Basically a screen version of the book which by itself is astounding and beautiful. Existential and profound. Henry Fonda/10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Starry Eyes - I was little disappointed with this in the end, felt like I was watching a cross between Contracted and House of the Devil, with a bit too much of the former coming through. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) On 4/28/2015 at 3:06 PM, Squee said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:57 PM, triachus said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:38 PM, Squee said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:23 PM, caze said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:22 PM, olo said: On 4/28/2015 at 2:08 PM, caze said: The Happening was one of the best unintentional comedies ever made. That is very true my favourite bit was when the kid got shot in the face. I watched The Happening and would normally remember a scene like that... but I don't. I don't remember anything besides this... i need to watch this movie M. Night is incredible. Check out the trailer for his new low budget movie. I knew 12 seconds into the trailer when the boy said, "swerve, girl" to his sister that this was gonna be a trainwreck. I know that this is only the trailer, but still... Also, I was kinda hoping that a low budget was exactly what he needed to squeeze out some creativity, but this looks like garbage. The Visit better end with this twist: the grandparents are just scaring the kids for lols (bonus points for mom being in on the plan) Edited April 30, 2015 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Death Hunt is the first pet revenge film I ever done seen. can't wait to see Ex Machina. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75962-films-recently-watched/page/296/#findComment-2317417 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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