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  On 12/7/2016 at 7:11 PM, tec said:

You say that like he hasn't spent the last five years popping up in any old bollocks.

 

you know what they say, you can never have too much money 

Enter the Void

 

That was the trippiest film I've ever seen. It was disturbing, dark, psychedelic and beautiful. I give it 10 out of 10. Strongly recommended!

 

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Don't Breathe

 

These types of films usually never get it right, but this one does. It pulled off the suspense really well for most of the film and was worth watching, even though the jump scares and outlandishness got kind of repetitive towards the end. The great cinematography helps. Plot's got more holes than Swiss cheese, but you don't really want to care about that, do you?

  On 12/8/2016 at 3:34 AM, doublename said:

Transformers was good enough for Or$on W€££€$.

 

and Leonard Nimoy

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I'll have to interrupt and say that Orson Welles was good enough for Transformers. Such was the grandeur and delusion behind that role that he had to have it. 

  On 12/8/2016 at 4:18 AM, darreichungsform said:

Enter the Void

 

That was the trippiest film I've ever seen. It was disturbing, dark, psychedelic and beautiful. I give it 10 out of 10. Strongly recommended!

 

edit: music was also brilliant

 

I need to rewatch that. So good!

 

 

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  On 12/8/2016 at 3:20 PM, Kidrodi said:

I need to rewatch that. So good!

 

 

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Arrival was not good. I think the bar has been lowered so much that a mediocre sf movie is a "hit" because it isnt a franchise. It was interminably boring, cheesy, forced emotion shoe horned into a pretty uninteresting series of visuals. Had me thinking the ted chiang story might not be as good as i remember. Also villeneuve is such a morose fucking director. He has the same issues as nolan, very literal genre elements and no sense of the surreal, no sense of fun or wonder. No idea how he made enemy, which is legitimately great.

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wow, this was terrible. it's also edited really badly so things seem to jump around. 

 

some kids grandfather dies by having the makeup department putting some black contacts in his eyes- but before he dies he tells his grandson to go to wales. before going to grandson remembers that his grandfather told him about this awesome kindergarten type place where he lived. so he tells his parents that he's depressed and asks his psychiatrist whether he should go to wales. mom can't go because she has a life but the dad is useless so he goes.

 

in wales he finds the derelict nursery, then he travels back in time and ends up in 1940(?) and hangs out at the nursery. yup- that's the film.

 

negative five out of ten

equity - econo-thriller with a poignant feminist bent, much closer margin call than the shitty big short if you'd like some sort of a scale to use. the direction is kinda bland, but the acting is good and the script is tight. lots of morally-in-the-grey characters that make it interesting. pretty neat.

 

home sapiens - i have no patience for this anymore, it's basically an hour and a half slideshow of short scenes of places with traces of human abandonment. a lot of japan post fukushima, post soviet shit and so on, with no people in the scenes (but the film is called homo sapiens, real clever, right?). it's all beautifully composed and shot with a still camera and i guess it's supposed to provoke you to form some sort of narrative about human impact on environment in your head or whatever and engage in some deep philosophical discussion, but i just can't be arsed, lately i just want the films to suck my dick while i stuff my face with chips.

 

magnificent seven - look, i'll just watch pretty much anything as long as it's in HD and with Dolby Surround sound.

Coincidentally watched 2 Daniel Radcliffe films the last 2 days

 

Siwss Army Man - the corpse of harry potter learns how to masturbate whilst farting. 7/10

 

Imperium - the alternate reality nazi version of harry potter yells nigger at white people. 6/10 not as impressive

  On 12/10/2016 at 3:49 PM, eugene said:

home sapiens - i have no patience for this anymore, it's basically an hour and a half slideshow of short scenes of places with traces of human abandonment. a lot of japan post fukushima, post soviet shit and so on, with no people in the scenes (but the film is called homo sapiens, real clever, right?). it's all beautifully composed and shot with a still camera and i guess it's supposed to provoke you to form some sort of narrative about human impact on environment in your head or whatever and engage in some deep philosophical discussion, but i just can't be arsed, lately i just want the films to suck my dick while i stuff my face with chips.

 

sounds like my kinda deal.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Krampus - Starts off well and it's kinda fun but feels like a wasted opportunity too eg krampus does not use his chain and hook to rip off someone's head. Instead you have little gingerbread men running about a lot. 

"They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome."

Little Big Man .... Dustin Hoffman, Faye Dunaway (sp?) and a rich cast revel in a classic western with subversive tones

 

not seen for yonks & a breath of fresh air

Don't Breathe. I liked it. it had a few major dumbshit/how/why would you do that moments though.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

david brent: life on the road - simply unwatchable, i lasted only 10 minutes. it's just really sad and depressing to see someone drop from genius to utter wack.

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