braggadocio

  On 12/19/2012 at 1:42 PM, keltoi said:

i was about to come in here to say i've sold my flat for the asking price but all of a sudden the buyer's being an inflexible fanny about move-in dates. [move to FWP]

sold to the inflexible fanny! not exactly official yet but feels good, fingers crossed.

  On 12/20/2012 at 1:34 PM, isaki said:

wow, thanks mate! but what does it mean "6 large goats"?

Don't worry, I'll be releasing a 500-page eBook called "Everything You Wanted to Know About Squint Posts But Were Afraid To Ask."

It will be released sometime in the next 10 years. (Pre-order now!)

It's being released on rephlex books?

bought a bottle of dark rum and a guanabana juice ( ) at a local convenience shop. the total was £10.25 but i had two tenners.. the dude was like "you have no coins? i give you for this.", gave me back the tenner. fucking champ.

I got in a traffic collision. My car is a write off due to the simple money factor. But it turns out it will cost much less than I imagined and I've got a job that'll afford me a new one. I also have a lovely girl in my life. She bought me a fleshlight for Christmas.

  On 1/2/2013 at 3:03 AM, essines said:

She bought me a fleshlight for Christmas.

u serious?

Got picked up for an album by Vermin Street :)

I made a delicious buffalo-based meatloaf today and it rocked. I proceeded to study for 3 hours. A team I don't care about was eliminated from the NFL playoffs. I have instinctively rid my life of excess. I think this helps me feel natural. I hold the world record for bubbles blown in chocolate milk. I shrunk my sweater but it still looks cool. I care about you guys and I like to drink stuff.

For the record, this little penis sucker featured at http://recordsetter.com/world-record/glasses-milk-bubbles-blown-minute/12365#contentsection is living a lie.

  On 1/6/2013 at 9:01 AM, od++ said:

Got picked up for an album by Vermin Street :)

Nice one!

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thanks buddy! I'll be seeing if you're interested in a remix when I've got my tracks settled!

Er, whoa. Posting from my phone. It doesn't seem to like quotes :P

just had a good new year clean out of my flat, proper cleaned the walls and used all the different hoover attachments and everything. finished now, feels good.

Having a kid within the dang month. boy will be called "beckett". his first onesy will likely be a minecraft creeper lol.

congratulations!

Congrats Franklin!

aye congrats!

  On 12/19/2012 at 2:48 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

well, i'm on vacation this week and i just bought a fresh bag of luke-nip, so i'm gonna spend all week inside making tunes. then, next week i'm going to house sit for a friend on the mountain and drink all their liquor, eat all their food and play all their pianos.

you are a god

I got paid to give a pretty model 2-3 piggyback rides today. It was strictly professional.

  On 1/8/2013 at 6:00 AM, jefferoo said:

I got paid to give a pretty model 2-3 piggyback rides today. It was strictly professional.

moar context

i'm now a non-smoker.

[tells self]

me too. 8 days and ive had no cravings really. the true test is going out and getting steaming, thats the only difficult time i find.

Aye I'm doing alright so far but also no nights out yet. Feels proper this time.

I'm not an alcoholic anymore.

YAY!

  On 1/8/2013 at 7:03 PM, messiaen said:

me too. 8 days and ive had no cravings really. the true test is going out and getting steaming, thats the only difficult time i find.

how you doing off the fags mess? week 5 for me and still going strong.

also, i think i just bought an amazing house.