Midlife crisis

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

  On 8/12/2013 at 9:04 PM, MadameChaos said:

I had my midlife crisis at 30, don't worry everything gets much easier afterwards believe me.

 

Go ahead and buy all the shit you want, you'll be dead soon anyway and won't get to enjoy it.

You're old.

  On 8/12/2013 at 9:20 PM, Audioblysk said:

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

well.. i was outside already when i took the acid, and my phone battery died,i didn't intentionally forget about it

lol

in the great outdoors, acid eats you!

  On 8/12/2013 at 9:20 PM, Audioblysk said:

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

  On 8/12/2013 at 9:04 PM, MadameChaos said:

I had my midlife crisis at 30, don't worry everything gets much easier afterwards believe me.

 

Go ahead and buy all the shit you want, you'll be dead soon anyway and won't get to enjoy it.

You're old.

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:07 AM, chenGOD said:

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

  On 8/13/2013 at 6:09 AM, lumpenprol said:

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:07 AM, chenGOD said:

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

 

  On 8/13/2013 at 6:09 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 8/13/2013 at 5:07 AM, chenGOD said:

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

Heh heh........what are we talking about?

I'd gladly eat some acid if you could tell me of a local stockist. I've gone years between trips due to it being pure luck getting hold of the stuff.

*posts in fwp thread about not being cool enough to regularly score acid*

Also yes, it's very strange talking on a mobile phone while tripping.

i know a guy who just buys it online, apparently

The silk road thing?

I don't think I'm smart enough.

  On 8/12/2013 at 7:16 PM, Keith said:

Just bought six pairs of Calvin Klein underwear, and have my eye on some overdesigned Nikes. Appear to be reliving my 90s in sequence. Thinking about buying an audi tt and going to speed garage nights and getting a tribal tattoo and a girlfriend called Sharmelle.

 

That sounds quite a lot like she male. Freudian slip.

i bought david beckham underwear. they might be the poor man's calvins but they shape my shrinking penis quite nicely.

Oh no not Nikes. I was going to ask you if you fancied getting a coffee sometime, but now... not so much.

yeah has to be adidas,wtf

lol trainers

Flyknit multicolour

i think these would go very nicely with your fitted leather blouson and skinny lilac chinos with the calvins showing. finish the look with a diamonte studded, super-deep V neck "paint splatter" t-shirt and you're catwalk ready.

Jeez that's groce.

what about suicide? thats the sweetest release there is.

these trainers are the equivalent of wearing a wacky tie or colourful socks to work.

If you are seriously turning to those shoes as a form of solace, I think that suicide is the only reasonable solution.

I wasn't, but I fucking am now. Also, lilac chinos are no more, I dyed them black.

Just get a fedora and sign up to OKCupid, everything will be fine.

  On 8/13/2013 at 3:06 PM, Keith said:

Also, lilac chinos are no more, I dyed them black.

RIP.

fuck just dye, thai-dye bitches.

not sure what id do if i saw someone in lilac thai-dyed chinos.

Wearing raw selvage denim in bed in attempt to break them in before date with 23 year old this weekend.