Midlife crisis

yeah fuk havin kids, everyone in my town has loads (6 or 7 lots of peopole) but i want to keep all money 4 myself lol

no kids = more heppy lol!

Not sure where that came from, but you're definitely taking this midlife thing seriously Keith. Putting in the effort. Going the extra mile.

Just try not to mess with any vulnerable minds plaz and have a great time!!!

thinly veiled post to boast about going on a date with a much younger woman. i hope she announces that she's massively into Skrillex.

  On 8/13/2013 at 3:06 PM, Keith said:

I wasn't, but I fucking am now. Also, lilac chinos are no more, I dyed them black.

I bet they look like shit - why not just buy, you know, chinos that are already black?

Good news, you're not middle-aged until 53.

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402732/Middle-age-begins-53-says-new-survey.html

  On 9/20/2013 at 4:30 PM, MadameChaos said:

thinly veiled post to boast about going on a date with a much younger woman. i hope she announces that she's massively into Skrillex.

but really, he is. the date will edit:probably be awful.

lol, I'll keep you all updated

Lol! It's a good natured jab, would it really be so bad if she loves skrillex? There are worse things in life surely. Mwahahaha!

PS I'm sorry to hear that xxx, hang in there.

yep, sorry to hear that xxx, hang in there mate

edit: post more on watmm, I'm sure that will accelerate the healing process

  On 9/21/2013 at 12:12 PM, lumpenprol said:

edit: post more on watmm, I'm sure that will accelerate the healing process

flol

Definitely one of the best FNM songs.

  On 9/21/2013 at 12:10 PM, xxx said:

Thanks Madame

*bawls eyes out to Fingerbib*

Aw bless *hugs xxx*

Ha I just read some if the rest of this thread, it's pretty funny. You're going to have to change your interests Keith, it still says thirtysomething which is clearly inaccurate. Good luck banging foetus face.

PS I'm joking about the foetus thing.

it's ok Keith, my girlfriend's only 25 and she's cool as fuck.

don't mind me, i'm just bitter because i'm old.

  On 9/21/2013 at 3:28 PM, 2WV said:

it's ok Keith, my girlfriend's only 25 and she's cool as fuck.

im sorry but if there was a battle between 20 somethings and 30 somethings, 30somethings would win.

30 is when anyone actually smart finally realizes that they DON'T know everything or even much of anything, and are actually just an idiot. in other words, its when you finally learn thing #1.

i may or may not actually agree with anything i just said. chances are i'm just shitposting in keiths thread.

wow that ke$ha song is one of the worst things I've ever heard, musically speaking

  On 9/21/2013 at 11:09 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 9/20/2013 at 4:30 PM, MadameChaos said:

thinly veiled post to boast about going on a date with a much younger woman. i hope she announces that she's massively into Skrillex.

c'maaan Madame, a thinly veiled snark attack even though this whole board would love to have a go at a certified IDM lady such as yourself. My manners and inhibitions are a bit compromised as my marriage is crumbling WAT??

midlife crisis indeed

 

I'm sorry man.

Also, bang whomever you like as long as it's within the law. @ victorian moralizing in thread, not xxx.

Well that was one of the weirdest 24 hours of my life.

You know you wanna tell us what went down keef

Did she make you listen to Justin Bieber?

Wait, are you guys Avicii? That would be weird.

true fact: I stopped seeing prostitutes after one asked me if I liked Justin Bieber. It gave me a "moment of clarity"

did the Laotian whore look sorta like Justin Bieber?