Merry Christmas, WATMM!

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I remember the secret Santa

merry christmas wattm

Jesus comes out at nyeet 

Or just at night

or when he's in heat

  On 12/22/2022 at 1:06 AM, usagi said:

or when he's in heat

Watch out Ms. Claus!

  On 12/26/2021 at 12:33 PM, beerwolf said:

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Reminds me of this old panel from 1989 in London

And the entire train including the names of all of Robbo and Drax's friends (beats a card any day!)

christ is born

happy solstice.

we're doomed

  On 12/24/2012 at 11:55 PM, luke viia said:

Merry Christmas to all, except CharlesWatkins, bless his gas-mongering face

decade later, fuck you CharlesWatkins, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe  .... I lost my train of thought

lol

https://cytoplantastic.bandcamp.com/track/silent-nyeet

Had a bit of cold this week, thankfully I caught it early with echinacea/vit c/zinc so hasn't been too bad and Christmas Eve seems to be the day it bids farewell  So going for a bike ride to blow the cobwebs away and get the blood pumping. Then I'm gonna start blasting my path, Bruce Lee style   through the mountain of booze and food. I can do it! Six of us for Christmas Day which is a nice, jolly amount of folks/children to look after without stress. And oddly enough, bar a glass of bubbly before tomorrows turkey, I'm the only drinker. Happy days 

If you don't hate Christmas (which I totally get), then I hope you have a good time 

  On 12/24/2022 at 4:58 AM, trying to be less rude said:

christ is born

 

happy solstice.

 

we're doomed

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Christ was born in June 

  On 12/24/2022 at 1:53 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Christ was born in June 

i chose to believe he was born on dec 25

midwifed by santa

in a magick circle operated by extraterrestrial reindeer. 

but i respect your beliefs

i will note that such theories are based on the lore of the christmas star, aka the star of bethlehem, and an intepretation that it was a planetary conjunction

of course it could have been aliens or fairies or hyperevolved shrimp.

we don't know

#pre1975

btw

I came down with some stomach bug or food poisoning or something so I’ve been married to the toilet for the past 3 days and I can’t drink alcohol when I need it the most to get through this whole holiday situation. My karma shouldn’t be this bad. Y’all chug some spiked eggnog for me, please. Enjoy your festivities.