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Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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Good GOD, Christmas is just the worst.

Family members drunk off their asses and then suddenly you've reached an age where you have to parent your parents, overly excited kids who crash and burn and don't function the day after getting their presents and everyone is so full and tired they just want to sit at home.

Boxing Day WhatsApp message to my mates

Morning Mace The Ace, Mad Bad Badger Bright, Mathias Maximus Lord Of The Giant Wood Goblins, Mike Laycock Sheriff Of The Western Shires And Commander Of The City Of Twyford, and Post Master And Squadron Leader Of Communications Simon Greasly

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Brigadier Beer Wolf reporting for duty. It’s all very quiet and peaceful out here in the Thames Valley. It seems the great battle that was fought yesterday has taken its toll on the energy levels. Spring water, black coffee, b vitamins and fresh fruit has been administered. And the bright blue skies and winter sunshine is inspiring and warming thy cockles. 
Perhaps this will be a day of rest and reflection? Maybe a day for fresh air and exercise? Maybe a day to watch a favourite film and a snooze? OR MAYBE ITS TIME TO WAGE ANOTHER WAVE OF WAR AND PILLAGE THE VILLAGES AND PICKLE THE LIVER ONE MORE TIME!!!!
 

Let me know your battle plans ASAP
 

Brigadier Beer Wolf Over and Out ?
 

My scouts have sent swift word over hill and vale that the MIGHTY FISH BEAST MAN son of the Ancient Kraken has surfaced near the mouth of the Thames Estuary. And he’s thirsty. Very thirsty. I’m sending in my troops! They must secure as many barrels of ale, rum and cider as they can muster from the peasant villages and bring it back safe beyond the castle walls. We must also help our woodland friends The Clan Of The Golden Ale Bears as MIGHTY FISH BEAST MAN is known to feast upon the cooked flesh of our furry friends when he’s furiously drinking, just like pork scratchings. No doubt once this task has been undertaken THEN I SHALL DRINK!!!

Thor Vikings GIF by THE BEARD STRUGGLE

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the Xmas playlists in shops this year have been especially noticeable/annoying.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Merry Christmas IDM dudes 🎅

I have a massive bounty of beer to pour down my neck. I may take a picture later 🍺

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  On 12/23/2023 at 2:27 PM, beerwolf said:

Merry Christmas IDM dudes 🎅

I have a massive bounty of beer to pour down my neck. I may take a picture later 🍺

that reminds me, I saw this when I was in a bar the other day.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/23/2023 at 2:48 PM, usagi said:

that reminds me, I saw this when I was in a bar the other day.

rzSgUcP.jpg

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Hah! Though definitely no Coors Light within my grasp!

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